The Firewall Song-The Lancashire Hotpots

[ti:The Firewall Song] [ar:The Lancashire Hotpots] [al:Never Mind the Hotpots / Never Mind the Hotpots (Live)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Firewall Song - The Lancashire Hotpots [00:02.70]Oh eye [00:03.33] [00:03.98]I know broadbands cheap [00:05.28]But you're cheaper [00:06.45]Listen to this [00:06.95] [00:09.79]You were up all night on t'internet [00:12.47]Downloading naughty films [00:14.18] [00:14.70]But there's one vital thing you didn't do [00:17.34] [00:19.33]A momentary lapse in concentrations left a gap [00:22.97] [00:24.09]Now your whole hard drive is up the wall [00:26.68] [00:28.13]Oh a trojan horse has entered [00:30.64]A worm is in C drive [00:32.32] [00:33.11]I told you all about McAfee [00:35.75] [00:37.63]It hasn't taken long [00:39.25]And now I've written you this song [00:41.58] [00:42.28]Before you wit' download is what for dee [00:45.07] [00:46.24]Get thee sen a firewall [00:47.77] [00:48.54]Ger thee sen internet security [00:50.78]Get thee sen a firewall [00:52.60]Download one for free [00:54.15] [00:55.23]Now there's so many x rated pop ups [00:58.01]You can hardly bloomin' think [00:59.91] [01:00.60]With every X click you get five more [01:03.51] [01:05.13]Your desktop needs a tidy [01:06.91]It'll take till a week next Friday [01:09.53]And wifes here now she wants to talk on Skype [01:12.49] [01:13.67]So you tried delete your history [01:16.19]And get rid of all cookies [01:18.69]Calm down your getting sweaty [01:20.73]What's the rush [01:21.55] [01:23.28]You've left it all too late [01:24.99]Your shared folder was an open gate [01:27.39] [01:28.12]Gone and got yourself a big virus [01:30.93]I told ya [01:31.39] [01:31.90]Should have had a firewall [01:33.22] [01:34.16]Should have had internet security [01:36.49]Should have had a firewall [01:38.23]Download one for free