Three Little Pigs-Metal Ragers

[ti:Three Little Pigs] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Down On the Farm] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Three Little Pigs (三只小猪) - Metal Ragers [00:05.92]Why don't you, sit right back, [00:10.34]And I, I may tell you, a tale. [00:17.01]A tale of three, little pigs, [00:22.67]And a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF. [00:30.46] [00:48.07]Well the first little piggy, [00:49.75]Well he was kinda hip. [00:51.32]He spent most of his days, [00:53.08]Just a dreamin of the city. [00:54.72]And then one day, he bought a guitar. [00:58.21]He moved to Hollywood, [00:59.79]To become a star. [01:01.54]But, living on the farm, [01:03.31]He knew nothing of the city. [01:05.19]Built his house out of straw, what a pity. [01:08.48]And then one day, jamming on some chords, [01:11.78]Along came the wolf, knocking on his door. [01:15.02](Chorus) [01:15.82]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [01:18.45]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, [01:20.80]CHIN, CHIN!! [01:21.93]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [01:25.22]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, [01:27.36]CHIN, CHIN!! [01:28.62]Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, [01:30.43]I'll blow your house in. [01:31.98]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [01:35.39]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [01:38.80]Huffin and a puffin and [01:40.58]I'll blow your house in!!! [01:42.62] [01:49.05]Well the second little piggy, [01:50.53]Well he was kinda stoked. [01:52.27]He spent most of his time [01:53.79]Just a ganga smoking. [01:55.87]Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach. [01:58.95]Getting paid money for religious speech. [02:02.51]He built his shelter from [02:04.25]What he garbage picked. [02:05.83]Mostly made up of old cans and sticks. [02:09.28]Then one day he was [02:11.39]Cranking out Bob Marley, [02:12.86]And along came the [02:13.96]Wolf on his big bad Harley. [02:16.27]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [02:19.49]NOT BY THE HAIR [02:21.07]OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! [02:22.86]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [02:26.22]NOT BY THE HAIR [02:27.85]OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! [02:29.62]Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, [02:31.27]I'll blow your house in. [02:32.94]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [02:36.52]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [02:39.85]Huffin and a puffin [02:41.31]And I'll blow your house in!!! [02:44.53] [02:49.90]Well the third little piggy, [02:51.90]The grade A student. [02:53.50]His daddy was a rock star, [02:55.22]Named Pig Nugent. [02:56.77]Earned his Masters Degree, [02:58.36]From Harvard College. [03:00.12]Built his house from [03:01.88]His architect knowledge. [03:03.64]A tri-level mansion, [03:05.19]Hollywood Hills. [03:06.99]Daddy's rock stardom, [03:08.65]Paid for the bills. [03:10.44]And then one day came [03:12.02]The old house smasher [03:13.81]The BIG BAD WOLF THE [03:15.44]LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER. [03:17.20]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [03:20.63]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY [03:22.58]CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! [03:23.98]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [03:27.26]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY [03:29.15]CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! [03:30.65]Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, [03:32.32]I'll blow your house in. [03:34.08]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [03:37.46]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [03:40.81]Huffin and a puffin and [03:42.64]I'll blow your house in!!! [03:46.92] [03:51.07]Well the big bad Wolf, [03:52.70]Well he huffed, and he puffed, [03:56.08]All that he could. [03:57.65]And low and behold [03:59.50]The little piggy's house stood. [04:01.28]"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!" [04:03.23]The little piggy shouted. [04:04.75]The wolf just frowned, as he pouted. [04:08.05]So they called nine-eleven, [04:09.70]Like any piggy would. [04:11.38]The sent out RAMBO, [04:13.57] [04:15.69]Just as fast, as they could. [04:18.40] [04:19.77]"YO, WOLF-FACE, [04:21.95]I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, [04:24.39]YOUR A** IS MINE!!!" [04:26.51](gunshots) [04:29.16] [04:38.88]Well the wolf fell dead [04:40.48]As you can plainly see. [04:42.04]So thats to end the story, [04:43.76]For you and me. [04:45.50]If you still give a listen, [04:47.20]You just may, here a big wolf or little piggy [04:51.34]Say. [04:52.27]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [04:55.67]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, [04:57.97]CHIN, CHIN!! [04:59.24]Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. [05:02.51]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, [05:04.59]CHIN, CHIN!! [05:05.10] [05:06.01]Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, [05:07.69]I'll blow your house in. [05:09.27]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [05:12.67]Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. [05:16.03]Huffin and a puffin [05:17.83]And I'll blow your house in!!! [05:19.78]Huffin and a puffin [05:21.17]And I'll blow your house in!!! [05:22.89]Huffin and a puffin [05:24.55]And I'll blow your house in!!! [05:26.51]Huffin and a puffin [05:27.49]And I'll blow your house in!!! [05:29.02] [05:29.74]Huffin and a puffin [05:31.06]And I'll blow your house in!!! [05:33.21] [05:35.60]" And the moral of the story is, [05:37.28]A band with no talent can easily amuse [05:38.71]Idiots, with a stupid, puppet show."