Someones Pinched My Winkles-Rolf Harris

[ti:Someones Pinched My Winkles] [ar:Rolf Harris] [al:The Collection 1960-1962] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Someones Pinched My Winkles - Rolf Harris [00:14.39]The cockney tribes in britain were meeting for the games [00:18.65]Held annually once a year along the river thames [00:22.78]The scene was quiet and peaceful the snow lay on [00:25.84]The ground [00:26.75]The cockneys by their cooking pots were huddled all around [00:30.75]The chief was in his tepee his face all lined [00:33.98]With wrinkles [00:35.02]When up the river came the cry [00:37.16]Someone's pinched me winkles [00:39.13]Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have [00:42.28]Been pinched [00:43.31]Now some people say it's a load of old nonsense [00:45.69]But a winkle's got a lot of vitamin contents [00:47.80]Never win that race tomorrow I'll be a big disgrace tomorrow [00:51.63]I'll search the blinking place tomorrow [00:53.62]But tomorrow is too late [00:55.75]Some rotter's pinched me winkles off me plate [00:58.69]I turned round and wheeeet they were gone [01:00.92] [01:04.08]The tears of sheer frustration started trickling down his face well [01:08.38]He'd set his heart on winning in the gruelling barrow race [01:12.35]Without his final winkle feed his training scheme was shot [01:16.37]He staggered round the camp ground shouting [01:18.86]Someone's pinched the lot [01:20.74]Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have [01:23.79]Been pinched [01:24.81]Beef or carrots or a dash of cucumber [01:27.03]As far as I'm concerned that's a load of old lumber [01:28.97]I'll never win the race tomorrow he's got me in [01:32.14]Disgrace tomorrow [01:33.14]He'd better not show his face tomorrow he'll end up [01:36.03]In a fight [01:37.27]But me I need them winkles here tonight [01:39.97]Now I want 'em now not tomorrow or the next day [01:42.81] [01:45.52]They called the wise old medicine man who shuffled up [01:48.71]And said [01:49.56]I'm levying a winkle tax one winkle each per head [01:53.86]They made a grand collection from every tucker pot [01:57.54] [01:58.07]Then stood around the shells and all they made me [02:01.06]Eat the lot [02:02.12]I've got me winkles back oobie dooby I've got me [02:05.14]Winkles back [02:06.36]Now I know I've been grumping and grousing [02:08.81]But I never thought I'd get two or three thousand [02:10.58]I'll never win that race tomorrow I can't go in [02:13.59]That race tomorrow [02:14.73]I couldn't stand the pace tomorrow [02:16.66]I'm much to blinking fat [02:18.20] [02:18.83]I'll never face a winkle after that [02:21.94]Phew I think I'll go and try out something new [02:25.61]You know just to see how it feels [02:27.12]I think I'll have a dash at some jellied eels [02:30.15]Excuse me a minute while I just get this newspaper [02:32.36]Off this bit of jellied eel here [02:33.68] [02:37.89]That's lovely [02:38.74] [02:39.33]Here you with the winkle barrow hello [02:42.95]As far as I'm concerned you can stick your perishing [02:46.45]Winkles right back in the sea [02:49.22]It's jellied eels for me