Broken Hearts Are for Assholes-Chords Of Chaos

[ti:Broken Hearts Are for Assholes] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Gone Too Soon: A Tribute to Artists We Lost Much Too Soon, Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Broken Hearts Are for Assholes - Chords Of Chaos [00:10.03]Hey! Do you know what you are? [00:12.86] [00:14.08]You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE! [00:17.45] [00:19.13]Some of you might not agree [00:20.70] [00:23.49]'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery [00:25.04] [00:28.27]But think a while and you will see... [00:29.67] [00:34.68]Broken hearts are for assholes [00:35.93] [00:36.83]Broken hearts are for assholes [00:38.07]Are you an asshole? [00:39.15]Broken hearts are for assholes [00:40.25]Are you an asshole too? [00:41.25] [00:42.98]Whatcha gonna do, [00:43.53] [00:44.46]'Cause you're an asshole... [00:45.21] [00:54.90]Maybe you think you're a lonely guy [00:56.26] [00:59.28]Maybe you think you're too tough to cry [01:01.23] [01:03.51]So you went to The Grape, [01:04.51]Just to give it a try [01:05.64] [01:09.77]And Dagmar [01:10.60]Without a doubt, [01:11.08]The ugliest son of a b**ch I ever saw in my life [01:12.91] [01:13.55]Was his name... [01:14.34] [01:15.65]One Two Three Four! [01:16.61] [01:17.32]The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his [01:18.88]Pancake make-up [01:19.78]And yet he was a beautiful lady [01:21.08] [01:22.28]Nearly drove you insane [01:23.81] [01:25.52]Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR [01:26.87] [01:27.38]And so you kissed a little sailor [01:29.01]Tex Abel, starring [01:30.95]In the latest Shepperton Production: [01:31.91]Who had just blew in from Spain [01:34.46] [01:35.01]Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf [01:35.93]You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel [01:38.04] [01:38.92]The story of a demented bread-boffer [01:39.98]And acted like it was coc*ine [01:42.34] [01:43.50]Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf [01:45.04]You were dazzled by [01:46.38]The exciting new costume of Ko-Ko [01:48.01]Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town [01:50.29]In a way you can't explain [01:52.46] [01:53.45]Facing off in a no-holds-barred [01:54.39]Tag team grudge match [01:55.87]With Kona. [01:56.40]And so you worked the wall with Michael [01:57.60]Three-hundred-seventy-nine [01:58.08]Pounds of Samoan dynamite [01:59.85]Which gave your back an awful strain [02:01.44] [02:03.00]Volcanic Hell [02:04.14]But you came back on Sunday for the gong show [02:06.21] [02:06.94]Next Thursday, teen town's finest... [02:09.13]But you forgot what I was sayin' [02:10.67] [02:12.80]'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole [02:14.29]That's right [02:15.24]You're an asshole, you're an asshole [02:16.52]Yes, yes [02:17.00] [02:17.54]You're an asshole, you're an asshole [02:18.73]That's right [02:19.34] [02:19.88]You're an asshole, you're an asshole [02:21.09] [02:24.28]Now you been to The Grape 'n' [02:25.66]You been to The Chest [02:26.53]'N' now I think you know [02:28.14]What you are: you're an asshole [02:29.47] [02:31.28]You say you can't live with what you been through [02:33.02] [02:35.83]Well, ladies you can be an asshole too [02:37.32] [02:40.16]You might pretend [02:40.66]You ain't got one on the bottom of you, [02:42.36] [02:46.23]But don't fool yourself girl [02:47.27] [02:48.12]It's lookin' at you [02:48.98] [02:50.82]Don't fool yourself girl [02:51.86] [02:52.63]It's winkin' at you [02:53.36] [02:55.36]Don't fool yourself girl [02:56.15] [02:57.04]It's blinkin' at you [02:57.86] [02:58.71]That's why I say [02:59.60]I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it [03:01.67]Ram it up yer poop chute [03:03.06]Corn hole [03:03.56] [03:04.50]Ram it, ram it, ram it [03:06.15]Ram it up yer poop chute [03:07.66]Fist f**k [03:08.04] [03:09.04]Ram it, ram it, ram it [03:10.62]Ram it up yer poop chute [03:11.62]Wrist-watch; Crisco [03:12.61] [03:13.76]Ram it, ram it, ram it [03:15.16]Ram it up yer poop chute [03:16.20]Pud! [03:16.63] [03:17.98]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:19.05] [03:19.60]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:21.34] [03:22.61]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:23.55] [03:24.09]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:25.39] [03:27.01]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:27.96] [03:28.67]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:29.98] [03:31.56]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:32.41] [03:33.16]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:34.62] [03:36.14]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:37.01] [03:37.82]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:39.84] [03:40.73]Don't fool yourself, girl [03:41.65] [03:42.27]It's goin' right up yer poop chute [03:43.55]Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...