Shopping for Clothes-The Coasters

Shoppin' For Clothes - The Coasters I was shopping for a suit the other day And walked into the department store I stepped on the elevator and told the girl "Dry goods floor" When I got off I saw a salesman was coming to me He said "Now what can I do for you" I said "Well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes Like you're supposed to" He said "Well sure come on in buddy Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf" He said "Pick yourself one out Try it on stand in the mirror and dig yourself" Ohhhhhh That suit's pure herringbone Ohhhhhh Yeah that's a suit I'd like to own Ohhhhhh Buddy that suit is you Ohhhhhh Yeah I believe it too I see for the business man you feature the natural shoulder That retail wholesale indeed It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short He said "And I'm gonna let you have at a steal" And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed With the cut-away flap over twice It's a box-back two button western model He said "Now ain't that nice" Ohhhhhh Them buttons are solid gold Ohhhhhh You made a deal sold Ohhhhhh That collar's pure camel hair Ohhhhhh Well you can just set it down right in that chair Now you go back there and you get that paper And let me sign on the dotted line And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time Hey wait a minute buddy Let me go back there and do a little checking on you Then the man come back He said "I'm sorry man my but your credit didn't go through" Why what you mean Ohhhhhh Ain't this a shame Ohhhhhh My heart's in pain Ohhhhhh Pure pure herringbone Ohhhhhh That's a suit you'll never own Oh Lord have mercy