Bob Rules-Keller Williams

[ti:Bob Rules] [ar:Keller Williams] [al:Laugh] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bob Rules - Keller Williams [00:01.77]The price is wrong bitch [00:03.37] [00:11.17]Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hour [00:15.20] [00:17.92]Where is the remote no time for the manual power [00:21.78] [00:23.88]I put that name tag over the heart [00:26.49] [00:27.34]On the shirt that says bob rules [00:29.94] [00:31.07]I stood in line for days [00:33.32] [00:34.77]With all the other fools [00:36.65] [00:38.89]And then the voice of an angel that belonged to rod roddy [00:43.45] [00:46.00]Called my name and said 'come on down you're the next contestant [00:50.51] [00:52.58]Oh my god I was hyperventilating [00:56.10] [00:59.07]I hope I do not wake up from this dream [01:02.95] [01:05.17]Which is what it was [01:06.12] [01:12.38]Janice she linked on wearing a diamond dog collar [01:16.34] [01:18.85]Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'one dollar' [01:22.84] [01:25.51]But everyone else overbid [01:27.66] [01:28.40]And their eyes turned to me with the rage [01:31.09] [01:31.72]For my dogs will be draped in diamonds [01:34.33] [01:35.06]And I get to go onstage [01:37.75] [01:40.02]I picked up old bob and I hugged him just like a bear [01:44.35] [01:46.79]He said 'put me down son and feast your eyes over there' [01:50.79] [01:53.18]The sliding doors were ajar [01:55.92]I was a happy as I could get [01:58.57] [01:59.83]For it was a brand new car [02:02.55] [02:03.37]A Chevrolet Chevrolet [02:05.26] [02:07.37]All because the voice of an angel that belonged to rod roddy [02:12.05] [02:14.83]Called my name and said come on down you're the next contestant [02:19.53] [02:21.40]Oh my god I was hyperventilating [02:25.81] [02:27.88]I hope I do not wake up from this dream [02:32.21] [02:34.03]Which is what it was [02:35.43] [03:48.33]The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon [03:52.21] [03:54.72]My spin did not make it all the away around I got booed [03:58.79] [04:00.93]So I pulled down as hard as I could [04:03.48] [04:04.36]Just like they all knew that I would [04:06.70] [04:07.26]I was happy to be alive [04:10.56]When it landed on 095 [04:13.71] [04:15.86]Next thing I knew I was standing next to a marine [04:19.76] [04:22.18]Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me [04:26.24] [04:28.93]Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm [04:32.95] [04:35.10]How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam [04:41.52] [04:42.10]Before I could answer a banging came to my door [04:46.29] [04:49.04]The housekeeper said 'you must leave now or pay more you have dog' [04:54.70] [04:55.42]I guess I fell back asleep [04:57.38] [04:58.52]And slept right through that show [05:00.68] [05:01.44]But the next time I'm in l a [05:04.94]You know where I'm gonna go [05:07.26] [05:09.46]And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to rod roddy [05:14.01] [05:16.58]Call my name and says come on down you're the next contestant [05:21.00] [05:22.95]Oh my god I hope I don't hyperventilate [05:26.96] [05:29.38]I hope I do not wake up from this dream [05:33.38] [05:35.32]Which is what it will be