Miss Macclesfield (Explicit)-The Macc Lads

[ti:Miss Macclesfield] [ar:The Macc Lads] [al:The Macc Lads Anthology] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Miss Macclesfield (Explicit) - The Macc Lads [00:08.46]Written by：TRISTAN O'NEIL [00:16.92]She was the perfect woman [00:18.52] [00:19.05]She was my kind of a bird [00:20.83] [00:23.76]'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word [00:27.55] [00:30.25]She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse [00:34.20] [00:37.21]But now she's into barbeques and wine bars [00:41.87] [00:43.53]Oh I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked me all me meals [00:49.53] [00:50.45]Then one day she made it big when she won miss macclesfield [00:55.52] [01:01.99]She married and italian just 'cos he were posh [01:05.29] [01:08.16]And they honeymooned in brussles and he played a bit of squash [01:12.09] [01:14.87]Next she wed an ale baron who come from lancashire [01:20.56] [01:21.63]But he wasn't rich he was just another wigan queer [01:27.26] [01:27.92]Oh I used to out with here 'cos she cooked me all me meals [01:33.71]Miss macclesfield [01:34.76]Then one day she made it big when she won miss macclesfield [01:40.31] [01:52.50]She'll get fed up of buffets and one day she'll come back [01:56.13] [01:59.21]'Cos she knows that all the real men live in macc [02:02.66] [02:05.84]She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated livin' with toffs [02:09.21] [02:12.07]So I'll slip her a length and then I'll tell her [02:15.26] [02:17.22]F**k off [02:17.66] [02:19.05]I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked a nice bit of grub [02:24.21] [02:25.34]She may have been a beauty queen but I'd rather go down the pub [02:31.02] [02:36.17]Miss macclesfield miss macclesfield