What Could I Do (Heathen Number One)-Jimmy Driftwood

[ti:What Could I Do (Heathen Number One)] [ar:Jimmy Driftwood] [al:The Collection Volume Two] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What Could I Do (Heathen Number One) - Jimmy Driftwood [00:04.74]I was shipwrecked on an island [00:07.29]Where the people wear no clothes [00:09.54]They looked at me peculiarly [00:11.37] [00:11.92]And sharpened their bolos [00:13.75]What could I do [00:14.67] [00:15.94]What could I do [00:16.98] [00:17.90]I said you'd better get on [00:19.52]Your birthday costume too [00:21.45] [00:23.02]When I took of my socks [00:24.70]And shoes they all began to prance [00:27.42]When I took of my striped shirt [00:29.83]They broke into a dance [00:31.48]What could I do [00:33.67]What could I do [00:34.76] [00:35.62]I said I guess you'd better [00:37.28]Start shaking a leg or two [00:39.58] [00:40.51]The big chief looked me over [00:42.81]He brought his daughter out [00:45.10]She hugged me and she kissed me [00:47.34]The warriors gave a shout [00:49.18]What could I do [00:50.32] [00:51.38]What could I do [00:52.45] [00:53.50]I said I guess you'd better [00:54.93]Start huggin' and kissing too [00:56.89] [00:58.18]My appetite was awful [01:00.50]I couldn't get enough [01:02.77]One day I heard the big chief [01:04.74]Say he's almost fat enough [01:06.92]What could I do [01:07.98] [01:09.14]What could I do [01:10.18] [01:11.15]I said I guess you'd better [01:12.62]Stop eating all that too [01:15.59] [01:20.37]I didn't want to eat my father in law [01:22.76]I didn't want to eat my wife [01:24.79]But I found they were cannibals [01:26.93]And about to take my life [01:28.76]What could I do [01:29.90] [01:30.98]What could I do [01:32.05] [01:32.98]I said I guess you'd better [01:34.58]Be a big fat cannibal too [01:36.96] [01:38.05]I called the natives round me [01:40.10]I said this isn't fun [01:42.26]If you don't build me a fishing boat [01:44.75]I'll eat you everyone [01:46.37]What could they do [01:47.43] [01:48.53]What could they do [01:49.66] [01:50.72]The natives went to work [01:52.18]And made me a big canoe [01:54.46] [01:55.39]For six long years [01:56.65]I rode the sea [01:57.69]I lived on squids and snails [01:59.86]I didn't have no compass [02:01.87]And I didn't have no sails [02:03.93]What could I do [02:05.03] [02:06.11]What could I do [02:07.25] [02:08.41]I just watched the sharks [02:09.95]And paddled my own canoe [02:11.72] [02:13.08]I ain't a-gonna tell nobody [02:15.20]About the things I've done [02:17.40]For if they knew they'd put me down [02:19.57]A heathen number one [02:21.47]What could I do [02:22.49] [02:23.61]What could I do [02:24.75] [02:25.77]I'd just feel like eating me [02:27.51]A gossiper or two [02:29.25] [02:30.69]When I hear someone [02:31.86]Telling of experiences he's had [02:34.98]The people's eyes stick out on stems [02:37.15]And someone says how bad [02:39.04]What do I do [02:40.14] [02:41.17]What do I do [02:42.21] [02:43.47]I just smoke my cigarettes [02:45.31]And drink my booze