I've No Alibi-Damien Dempsey

[ti:I've No Alibi] [ar:Damien Dempsey] [al:It's All Good - The Best of Damien Dempsey] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I've No Alibi - Damien Dempsey [00:16.17]I've no alibi I'm so bad I cry [00:22.06] [00:23.83]I've no alibi laugh until I cry [00:30.12] [00:31.09]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it [00:44.97] [00:46.90]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it [01:00.89] [01:03.11]I wish I was cute and I looked the part [01:06.03] [01:06.83]Gold chain round my neck and on each arm a tart [01:10.13] [01:10.94]I wish I was cool with the hip crowd in [01:13.97] [01:14.62]I could take all my lyrics and throw them in the bin [01:18.35]I'd have a six pack stomach like your man andre [01:21.64] [01:22.54]Drive round in my jeep and at nightime 'parte' [01:25.66] [01:26.45]I'd write throwaway lyrics with no meaning at all [01:29.66] [01:30.30]And I'd work on my appearance for the mtv ball [01:33.82] [01:34.57]Care more about how I looked and how I came across [01:37.59] [01:38.22]Than the drivel I was writing for words I'm at a loss [01:41.47] [01:42.17]I could put out what I liked just as long as it had a beat [01:45.71] [01:46.31]And the masses would love it they would mob me on the street [01:49.94]Pour some serious money into the video [01:52.78] [01:54.03]Have some fly girls shaking their asses don't you know [01:57.31] [01:57.92]I could dress up like a gangster rapper and pretend I'm from the street [02:02.78]Even if I was a rich white idiot [02:05.20] [02:06.30]I've no alibi I'm so bad I cry [02:12.83] [02:13.87]I've no alibi laugh until I cry [02:19.78] [02:21.31]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it [02:35.27] [02:37.05]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it [02:50.66] [02:53.50]Everyone would love me they'd have no feckin' choice [02:56.28] [02:57.06]Coz I'd be pushed right down their throat [02:58.96]Not once not twice but thrice [03:00.27] [03:01.10]In the papers up on billboards in the news and on your screens [03:04.78]I'd be haunting you you'd probably even see me in your dreams [03:08.73]And the media monster I'd be riding on it's back [03:12.10] [03:12.74]I'd be hunting poor unfortunates with my truncheon eardrums crack [03:16.30] [03:16.83]Get an overall tan sign my autograph for a quid [03:20.52]And I'd put across a message that would say this to a kid [03:24.52]I'm so trendy I'm so talented I'm so handsome I'm so cool [03:27.84] [03:28.86]Buy my tape and praise me I'm a god you fool [03:31.76] [03:32.33]You're not trendy you're not talented you're not handsome you're not hip [03:36.04] [03:36.67]I'll be all these things for you and my lyrics will equip [03:39.54] [03:40.28]Equip you for eh [03:42.83] [03:44.46]Equip you for eh eh mmm [03:46.53] [03:47.27]Oh yeah cds posters T-shirts all my ice cool merchandise [03:52.14] [03:52.95]So go now quickly as you can to your nearest retail outlet [03:57.00] [03:58.10]And don't be shy my friend spend spend spend spend spend [04:01.94]Spend spend spend spend spend and remember that [04:04.64]I love you [04:05.40] [04:12.16]I've no alibi I'm so bad I cry [04:17.94] [04:19.78]I've no alibi laugh until I cry [04:26.00] [04:27.58]I've no alibi I'm so bad I cry [04:33.97] [04:35.29]I've no alibi laugh until I cry [04:42.02] [04:42.97]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it [04:56.72] [04:58.69]I talk shite shite shite and they buy buy buy buy it