Bottom's Gonna Be On Top-Wayne Kirkpatrick/Kevin McCollum/Brian D'Arcy James/Kurt Deutsch

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(Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bottom's Gonna Be On Top - Wayne Kirkpatrick/Kevin McCollum/Brian D'Arcy James/Kurt Deutsch [00:01.52]No more Mr. anonymous [00:02.64] [00:04.21]No more world that is nick bottom less [00:06.94] [00:08.49]My name will be synonymous with being on the top [00:16.25] [00:20.64]I can see it now [00:22.72]I'm the cat's meow [00:24.50] [00:25.02]It's a hit pow [00:27.09]It's gonna be great gonna be great [00:29.51]Everywhere I go [00:31.30] [00:31.81]They will love me so [00:33.50] [00:34.15]Hail my name [00:35.65]Oh it's gonna be great gonna be great [00:37.79] [00:38.72]Master bottom you're such a wonderful writer [00:41.26] [00:42.25]You really think so [00:43.32]And your talent is talent beyond compare [00:45.57] [00:46.07]Why thank you [00:47.16] [00:47.72]If you're the star you are you couldn't be any more brighter [00:50.72]Now you're just embarrassing me [00:52.64]You're a real visionary [00:54.78]Thank you Jesus and hail Mary [00:56.72] [00:57.34]This bottom's gonna be on top [00:58.85] [00:59.43]This bottom's gonna be on top [01:01.04] [01:01.83]Man I'm gonna sizzle [01:03.23]Man I'm gonna pop [01:04.37]And this bottom's gonna be on top [01:06.15] [01:09.77]This is heaven sent [01:11.91]Feeling confident [01:13.45] [01:14.18]Money well spent [01:16.09]It's gonna be great gonna be great [01:17.92] [01:18.98]Throw a big parade [01:20.52] [01:21.17]Praises will be made [01:23.45]Compliments paid [01:25.62]It's gonna be great gonna be great [01:27.02] [01:27.70]Me and baby are so eternally grateful [01:30.95]You're who I'm doing it for [01:32.76]Thank you for our cottage in the woods [01:35.61]You deserve it [01:36.61] [01:37.18]If gratitude were a food I'd have a big plateful [01:40.61]Nice metaphor bro [01:42.13]You're the greatest [01:43.44]You're the man [01:44.37]I really shouldn't say it [01:45.85]But yes I am [01:46.83]This bottom's gonna be on top [01:48.32] [01:48.90]This bottom's gonna be on top [01:50.32] [01:51.54]Once I get going never gonna stop [01:53.89]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top [01:55.67] [02:06.20]We are the royalty of the renaissance writers [02:08.75] [02:10.77]Now we're handing down the crown to you [02:13.10] [02:15.49]You were a nobody but then overnight [02:17.84] [02:18.64]You're someone better than the rest of us [02:22.79]Now you are the best of us [02:27.67]Not so fast [02:29.89] [02:31.80]Hello Will [02:32.52] [02:33.62]I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight [02:35.26] [02:36.82]The tops are may [02:37.99]Thou surely doth jest [02:39.41]I say on my honor here [02:40.74]I doth protest [02:41.58] [02:42.49]Yawn [02:42.69] [02:43.37]Rhyming that is so 1580's [02:46.42] [02:47.62]Oh yeah well [02:49.94] [02:52.04]If you want to make it to the top [02:54.21]Then you're gonna have to go through me [02:55.64] [02:56.54]Cause on the top is where I live [02:57.93]And I will not be giving up that easily [02:59.77] [03:00.61]So there [03:00.95] [03:02.25]Oh man I have been waiting for this moment for so long [03:04.86]I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch [03:06.81] [03:07.51]Oh no you won't [03:08.32] [03:08.91]Oh yes I will [03:10.37]Oh no you won't [03:10.89]Oh yes I will [03:11.39]Oh no you won't [03:11.99]Oh yes I will [03:12.48]Oh no you won't [03:13.64]My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours [03:16.54]In your dreams [03:17.78] [03:18.41]I am the best [03:19.14] [03:20.06]You can't be the best because I am the best [03:21.68] [03:22.42]I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill [03:25.18] [03:25.94]I am the Will [03:27.01]And I wrote the taming of the shrew [03:28.58]And Richard III and richard II and Henry's iv v vi [03:31.26]And Titus Andronicus [03:31.98] [03:32.68]And oh did I forget Romeo and Juliet [03:35.57] [03:36.73]Well I have just written the thing [03:38.01]That the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen [03:40.53]The people are loving it [03:41.47]Can't get enough of it [03:42.41]Everyone even including the queen [03:43.78] [03:44.59]She recently invited me [03:46.23]To her castle where she knighted me [03:48.18]And privately she told me that [03:49.85]You're not any good not any good not any good not any good [03:52.30]And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit [03:54.58]And nothing's as good as my musical omelette [03:56.67] [04:00.86]Wait a minute [04:01.55] [04:02.44]You wrote omelette [04:03.13] [04:04.43]Yes [04:05.17] [04:06.34]I never thought that I would meet my equal [04:09.12] [04:10.15]But I could see that I've been bested by the best [04:13.43] [04:15.98]Maybe we could partner on a sequel [04:17.79] [04:19.44]Oh my how the tide has turned [04:22.02]Let's review [04:22.96]What have we learned [04:24.20]See you were here [04:25.26]But now we've swapped [04:26.40]So kiss this bottom [04:27.72]I'm on the top [04:28.62] [04:38.78]He's on top [04:40.00] [04:40.93]He's on top [04:42.17] [04:43.56]Wah wah wah wah [04:45.01] [04:45.58]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top [04:48.07]He's on top [04:49.34] [04:50.58]He's on top [04:51.89] [04:53.32]Wah wah wah wah [04:54.68] [04:55.26]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top [04:57.94]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top [05:00.02]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top [05:04.31] [05:05.92]You want us to write omlette [05:07.73] [05:08.92]Agh I'm not so sure about this [05:10.45]Well I am little brother [05:11.90]So raise glass to omlette the musical [05:14.34] [05:15.27]Bottom's up [05:15.79] [05:16.46]Bottom's up [05:17.02] [05:22.28]Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top