Mommie Dearest-Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard

[ti:Mommie Dearest] [ar:Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard] [al:Give 'Em The Finger] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]Mommie Dearest - Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard [00:00.02]Written by：Trak Masterz Productions/Inc. [00:00.10]Here's a true story and I want you all to know [00:02.75]About my man about my man around [00:04.28]The way his name was Joe [00:05.44]He and his mother lived together up on 45th [00:08.01]But the way they looked you [00:09.29]Mighta thought that they were rich [00:10.64]I used to see 'em but I didn't stop to conversate [00:13.11]I was always in a rush that woulda made me late [00:15.59]He didn't hang outside he always stayed at home [00:18.15]He never had no company and didn't have a phone no phone [00:20.84]His mother would come home from work and never be seen again [00:23.14]Until 7 AM the very next morning [00:25.73]I'm not the one that got the bouquet that's the bottom line [00:28.22]But everyone wanted to know what was his past time [00:30.88]So me and a couple of my friends went in his building [00:32.91]Up to esclose bring the bell on a bell to door [00:35.84]It took him a while to come to the door [00:37.39]But yo we didn't care [00:38.48]Now they had me dyin' to know what's goin' on in there [00:40.87]So finally he opened up body full of sweat [00:43.44]Pants unzipped breathin' hard smellin' like sex [00:45.84]They didn't know what to say I said I'm sorry yo [00:48.30]We wouldn'tve came if we knew [00:49.68]That you was here with a ho [00:50.98]All of a sudden he got this look [00:52.33]And he said Man to man [00:53.49]You call my moms another name and I'ma whip yo' a** [00:55.98]I stopped to think for a minute and then I said [00:57.87] [00:58.53]Oh sh*t His moms was the f**kin' ho [01:01.06]The n**ga was doin his moms don't he know that's a sin [01:03.49]Born from his mother's p**sy now he tryin' to get back in [01:05.97]It's gettin deeper everyday it's gettin' tougher [01:08.40]Yo he f**ked his mother so he was a motherf**ker [01:10.99]I know nobody ever thinks of sh*t like this [01:13.45]It's goin' on somewhere out there so here tell your mommie dearest