The Ballad of Principle Pete-Gorilla Rodeo!

[ti:The Ballad of Principle Pete] [ar:Gorilla Rodeo!] [al:King of the Cake Fight] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad of Principle Pete - Gorilla Rodeo! [00:32.61]He was born one Monday morning [00:36.56]And he was their only son [00:40.44]And they said His name shall be Peter [00:43.65] [00:44.31]Like the rock faith was founded upon [00:47.42] [00:48.45]They took him to church every Sunday [00:51.71] [00:52.33]And they picked him up right after school [00:55.19] [00:55.88]When the kids asked him out to come playin' [00:59.70]He had something important to do [01:03.05] [01:03.58]He would never be late for a lesson [01:06.85] [01:07.40]Kept his clothes always tidy and neat [01:11.39]Not a chance that he took Peter played by the book [01:15.40]So the kids called him Principle Pete [01:18.34] [01:19.01]He grew up and became pretty handsome [01:23.18]Finished school and his future was clear [01:26.82]Don't waste time with a life full of pleasure [01:30.78]Settle down have a wife and career [01:34.16] [01:34.69]Now some people called him the robot [01:38.42]A cold-hearted callous machine [01:41.47] [01:42.10]But all those attacks could not hold him back [01:46.43]He was proud to be Principle Pete [01:49.11] [01:50.14]Every day on his way to the office [01:53.26] [01:53.85]He saw a girl singing songs in the street [01:57.84]She was tired of life as a vagabond's wife [02:01.95]And she dreamed of a man such as he [02:05.74]When she sang she would leer at poor Peter [02:09.47]When she winked he looked down at his feet [02:13.42]When she gave him the eye he just waved her goodbye [02:17.53]And went on being Principle Pete [02:20.22] [03:07.60]Now we all have our secret desires [03:11.73]Even Pete was a man deep inside [03:15.49]First she blew him a kiss then he couldn't resist [03:19.28]As she crawled into him in the night [03:22.98]When he opened his eyes in the morning [03:26.71]He could still feel her breath in his ear [03:30.70]Creeping under his skin but like hell he'd give in [03:34.73]To a feeling so wondrous and weird [03:38.47]Peter shunned our girl ever after [03:41.65] [03:42.23]So that she wouldn't lead him astray [03:45.89]He would save all his love for the lord up above [03:50.11]And the one that would once bear his name [03:53.87]Now if there is a moral to this story [03:57.91]It's that stories don't always end sweet [04:01.66]You may think this is wrong but such is the song [04:05.73]The Ballad of Principle Pete [04:09.63]The Ballad of Principle Pete [04:13.79]The Ballad of Principle Pete