Club Night-Lil Dicky

[ti:Club Night] [ar:Lil Dicky] [al:So Hard] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Club Night - Lil Dicky [00:07.19]Friday f**king night [00:08.59]We 'bout to do this right [00:10.04]Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife [00:13.33]Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho [00:16.68]Bunch a b**ches getting low [00:18.14]Pimping you already know [00:19.82]I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib [00:23.50]Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is [00:26.89]Then I see a bad b**ch wit a booty and a half [00:29.88]I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance [00:33.27]Then she looked at me and laughed [00:35.02]Like I didn't have a chance [00:36.59]Like I shouldn't even asked [00:38.15]So I proceeded to get trashed [00:39.76]And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud [00:41.79]But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down [00:43.36]And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown [00:46.95]And she turned around and then turned it down [00:48.47]Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns [00:50.22]And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club [00:53.95]I been inside this club for way too long [00:57.52]I wanna leave and eat calzones [01:00.99]None of these females wanna bone [01:04.20]Myself esteem is all but gone [01:07.51]'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover [01:09.81]So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer [01:13.32]And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna [01:16.53]They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs [01:19.85]And then I bumped into a guy [01:21.45]He was roughly 6 foot 5 [01:23.23]Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized [01:26.82]Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night [01:29.98]Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight [01:33.22]Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk [01:34.71]And I been in the club for way too long [01:36.43]Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone [01:39.75]Myself esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated [01:43.24]I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh*t [01:46.07]I need to leave this club [01:47.32]I been inside this club for way too long [01:50.82]I wanna leave and eat calzones [01:54.10]None of these females wanna bone [01:57.39]Myself esteem is all but gone [02:00.67]Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding [02:03.16]This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing [02:06.65]When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting [02:09.95]And there's piss all on the ground [02:11.42]So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping [02:13.25]F**k this hand stamp [02:14.69]Club is really damn cramped [02:16.22]F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance [02:19.58]Ughh here goes nothing (c'mon D) [02:20.73]Ay girlie what's the word [02:21.99]At first glance I may look like a nerd [02:23.57]But if you let me bet D get thee [02:24.96]All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski [02:27.09]Real rap if you tryna go [02:28.42]Then put your name right here up inside ma phone [02:30.08]She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save [02:32.25]Walked away and her name was no [02:33.72] [02:43.17]I been inside this club for way too long [02:46.69]I wanna leave and eat calzones [02:49.97]None of these females wanna bone [02:53.29]Myself esteem is all but gone