Bum Biddy-Adam Sandler/Eight Crazy Nights Cast/Singing Townspeople/Alison Krauss/Lainie Kazan/Rob Schneider

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:17.01]Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey [00:19.92]Either through basketball or the mall or various odd [00:22.26]Jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar [00:28.08]And I'm guessing 99 of you have either laughed in Whitey's [00:31.14]Face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or sister [00:34.29]Or shortness when he wasn't looking [00:39.33]But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to [00:42.00]Smile and wave at you and ask you about your mother's [00:44.07]Operation or something like that because he unlike us [00:46.38]Actually cares about someone other than himself [00:50.97]The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst [00:58.80]Offender of all [01:05.06]My life was simply going nowhere [01:08.85]Then a tiny little man rushed to my side [01:13.41]He should've gotten a big thank you [01:17.64]Instead he got a Porta Potti ride [01:20.91]I was such a s***head [01:24.81]But he never quit on me [01:29.22]'Til I told him he was useless [01:33.51]And his sister was freaky [01:37.20]Once when we were watching Sunday football [01:40.56]A fuzzy screen was all that we could see [01:45.63]Whitey came over with a hanger [01:49.77]And spent the game atop our T V [01:52.89]And when the lightning struck him [01:56.76]He let out a wicked loud yell [02:00.99]But we just turned up the volume [02:05.43]And ignored the burning smell [02:07.62]We should all rot in hell [02:11.31]I went to high school with Whitey [02:15.06]As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom [02:19.26]When he got there I said：I can't believe you though I was [02:22.38]Serious [02:23.37]So he ran home crying and slow danced with his Mom [02:27.12]What a crushing blow to Whitey [02:31.35]I bet you wish you could take it back [02:35.85]How could you all be so mean to Whitey [02:39.48]Sounds to me like you are all on crack [02:43.62]Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care [02:51.90]But the first time he really needed us we weren't there [03:15.96]And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah [03:36.81]It's just not fair [03:49.17]Um biddy bum repeatedly