A Hymn to Him-Rex Harrison/Franz Allers/The My Fair Lady Orchestra

[ti:A Hymn To Him] [ar:Rex Harrison] [al:My Fair Lady] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.07]What in all of heaven could've prompted her to go [00:03.13] [00:03.70]After such a triumph as the ball [00:05.38] [00:06.32]What could've depressed her; [00:07.82]What could've possessed her [00:08.93]I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:10.74] [00:21.93]Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:24.18]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:26.19] [00:26.87]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:28.69]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:30.62]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:32.41] [00:40.10]Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:43.60]Yes [00:44.60] [00:45.53]Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:48.36] [00:49.42]Men are so honest so thoroughly square; [00:52.11] [00:53.04]Eternally noble historically fair; [00:55.67] [00:56.67]Who when you win will always give your back a pat [00:59.42] [01:00.42]Well why can't a woman be like that [01:03.11] [01:04.92]Why does everyone do what the others do [01:07.17] [01:08.42]Can't a woman learn to use her head [01:10.61] [01:11.80]Why do they do everything their mothers do [01:14.86]Why don't they grow up well like their father instead [01:17.99] [01:18.61]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:21.18] [01:22.18]Men are so pleasant so easy to please; [01:24.80] [01:25.74]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [01:28.62] [01:29.49]Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [01:32.32]Of course not [01:33.14]Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [01:35.60]Nonsense [01:36.03] [01:37.04]Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [01:38.97]Never [01:39.55]Well why can't a woman be like you [01:42.11] [01:43.23]One man in a million may shout a bit [01:46.42] [01:47.30]Now and then there's one with slight defects; [01:49.55] [01:50.86]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [01:54.06]But by and large we are a marvelous sex [01:57.06] [01:57.75]Why can't a woman take after like a man [02:01.53]Cause men are so friendly good natured and kind [02:03.90] [02:04.65]A better companion you never will find [02:08.27]If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [02:11.14]Of course not [02:12.08]If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [02:14.39]Nonsense [02:15.14]Would you complain if I took out another fellow [02:17.71]Never [02:18.46]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:21.15] [02:24.21]Mrs Pearce you're a woman [02:26.21] [02:26.84]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:29.90] [02:30.90]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:33.28] [02:34.47]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:37.09] [02:38.09]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [02:41.08] [02:41.65]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:44.46] [02:45.83]Why is thinking something women never do [02:48.21] [02:49.40]Why is logic never even tried [02:51.33] [02:52.90]Straightening up their hair is all they ever do [02:56.21]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [02:59.96]Why can't a woman behave like a man [03:02.52] [03:03.27]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [03:06.08] [03:06.90]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all; [03:09.91] [03:10.54]Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [03:13.04] [03:14.04]And carry on as if my home were in a tree [03:17.25]Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [03:20.00] [03:20.76]Why can't a woman be like me