Ce N'est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) (SMASH Cast Version)-SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes

[ti:Ce N'est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) (SMASH Cast Version)] [ar:SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes] [al:Ce N'est Pas Ma Faute] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ce N'est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) (SMASH Cast Version) - SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes [00:01.88]Some men are born with money [00:03.29] [00:03.83]Some men are born with looks [00:05.84]Some men are born with knowledge [00:07.30]You won't find in Descartes' books [00:09.86]One man is given talent [00:11.92]While one is born with strength [00:14.05]Some men are born with shoulders wide [00:16.02]While some endowed with length [00:17.97] [00:18.76]But once in every century there comes a blessed morn [00:22.67]A man like moi with all the gifts [00:24.72]I've listed here is born [00:27.00]So this has been my credo since I was very young [00:30.90]I say It's not my fault or to put it in my tongue [00:36.01] [00:37.41]Ce n'est pas ma faute [00:39.42] [00:40.52]I'm really not to blame [00:42.43] [00:43.07]I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above [00:44.97]Why men do not come out the same [00:47.21] [00:47.83]The day that I was born [00:50.09]I crowned just like a prince it's true [00:52.53]A nursemaid pinched my derriere [00:53.93]And ladies have been pinching ever since [00:56.39]Whoo [00:57.29]My mother heard me cry [00:59.61]She offered up her breast [01:00.99] [01:01.81]Then as a man I learned to use [01:03.28]That sad routine to sample all the rest [01:05.33] [01:06.35]But when I list my conquests [01:08.22]It's certainly not meant to gloat [01:11.22]It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute [01:14.47] [01:15.57]Ce n'est pas ma faute [01:17.85]I've caused so many rifts [01:19.39] [01:20.06]It's truly both a blessing and a curse [01:21.93]That I must always share these gifts [01:23.72] [01:24.47]A tutor named Claudine [01:26.79]Once taught me all she knew [01:28.34] [01:28.97]And when I had exhausted all she had [01:30.92]Then I taught her a thing or two [01:32.67] [01:33.55]The pantry was the place [01:35.73]A serving wench Suzette [01:37.03]Nice crepes [01:38.01]Taught me a brand-new recipe [01:39.31]Then had me serve it to her on brochette [01:41.56] [01:42.57]And so I say to all the crying cuckolds [01:45.23]With their hands around my throat [01:47.34]I'll have her home by ten [01:48.86]And ce n'est pas ma faute [01:50.70] [01:52.94]En garde Coupe And coup d'arret [01:54.51]The pesky duels won't go away [01:56.02]It's simply not my fault that I'm adored [01:58.96]Touche seconde arete riposte [02:00.47]It's just a fact I do not boast [02:01.99]I'm blessed with something mightier [02:03.42]Than either pen or sword [02:05.34]Now dance wenches dance [02:07.26] [02:31.30]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:32.49]He's really not to blame [02:33.94]The problem is the moth [02:35.28]That's always circling the flame [02:37.21]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:38.49]It's really not his fault [02:39.94]I'm gifted with a treasure [02:41.22]So why keep it in the vault [02:43.16]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:44.50]Please don't castrate the bull [02:46.03]I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull [02:49.13]Pull [02:49.87]Pull [02:50.50]So if you want to find me [02:51.72]I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat [02:53.89]I see what keeps this lass afloat [02:55.32]I choose this wench to motorboat [02:56.84]No sheep is safe from this old goat [02:58.41]I'll need some help on this last note [03:00.17] [03:00.78]Yes ce n'est pas ma faute [03:13.09] [03:13.69]Oh are we finished