International Jet Set (2015 Remastered Version)-The Specials

[ti:International Jet Set (2015 Remastered Version)] [ar:The Specials] [al:More Specials (Special Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]International Jet Set (2015 Remastered Version) - The Specials [00:08.79]Good evening ladies and gentlemen [00:09.76] [00:10.38]This is your captain speaking [00:11.90]Welcome aboard dc-10 flight number 1313 [00:13.93] [00:15.14]We will be cruising at a height of 25 000 feet at [00:18.50]An air speed of 600 miles per hour [00:20.22] [00:21.10]Headphones will be provided by request for a varied program of in flight music [00:24.86] [00:25.68]Have a good flight [00:26.55] [01:19.39]Safety belts and sickness bags jet lag downer pills [01:22.99] [01:23.76]Duty free booze and fags make me feel I'll [01:27.19] [01:28.09]A vapour trail from a to b away from normal sanity [01:31.68] [01:32.42]It all seems so absurd to me [01:34.37] [01:36.84]I've seen the carpets on the walls of hotels rooms around the world [01:44.81] [01:45.39]I never want to hear the screams of the teenage girls in other peoples dreams [01:54.83] [02:03.39]Spread the disease from the south china sea to the beach hotel malibu [02:15.21] [02:21.12]Phone my girlfriend to ask her how's her weekend [02:27.32] [02:28.79]I say hi terry here and she says terry who the hell are you [02:39.01] [02:53.83]The businessmen are having fun [02:55.75] [02:58.06]Are they on a different plane to me [03:00.54]I've lost touch with reality [03:01.77] [03:02.59]They all seem so absurd to me like well dressed chimpanzees [03:06.00] [03:15.95]Spend and spend and spend and spend will the muzak never end [03:25.10] [05:07.25]Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking [05:09.30] [05:09.86]Due to expected engine failures we will be forced to attempt an emergency landing [05:14.47] [05:15.02]Please remain seated extinguish all cigarettes and fasten safety belts [05:18.52] [05:19.36]Follow the emergency procedures laid out in the pamphlet located in front of your seats [05:23.71]For normal breathing oxygen masks will be released from the compartment above your head [05:28.11] [05:28.94]Please remain calm and follow the instructions of your stewardess at all times [05:32.39] [05:33.10]This is a recording