Harvey Nicks (12" version)-The Mitchell Brothers/Sway

Harvey Nicks (Live At Alexandra Palace) - The Mitchell Brothers Huh, the kind of girl That works in Harvey Nicks, yeah Is the kind of girl That's got f**king barely rounda bags And I don't mean bags, bags I mean like shopping bags, serious I never liked Dry Your Eyes anyways The only person that liked it was my mum You know what I mean? 'Cause man had flippin' overalls on The pretty bird behind the tills Takin' the piss outta man Even giving man no help When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit The last time we was in here We just lined with despair The pretty bird behind the till Was flipping through Marie Claire Flicking the end of her hair Fidgeting, all nervous Had us thinking "Where the f**k is the customer service?" Must have been the flippin' Shabby overalls we're wearing And the batch of Classics That were on the verge of tearing 'Cause aunty's front room Needed redecorating So we painted it light blue To make it look more radiant But today that ain't the case (Na mate) It's Lionel Scott cardigans That us man were dreamt in The pretty bird behind the till's Grin is so blatant And suckin man's bottom 'Cause she must think we got the papers So from this day forth, we must always recall Never ever to come back in here in overalls 'Cause pretty birds behind tills They don't like to smile and talk To breh's bowling down in f**king overalls When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit It's as if she's never Seen our mugs in here before 'Cause as soon as we was about to make a move She released the door Pointing her finger at her assistant To attend to both of our needs Chucking an opener on the counter Strutting towards Teddy and me Now it's all a guided tour Through the Lacoste, new seasons Compliments on our retirements Mixing, offering us greetings Not to mention the welcome And the private seating That they usually use For the service twats With the request to them To bring the teas in But the other day, that weren't the case Na mate It was her on the phone to the security guard To follow us for no damn reason Lookin down at our watch Giving us the cold shoulder treatment Asking us if we could hurry up 'Cause they were closing early that evening So from that day forth, we have always remembered Never ever to wear overalls, it's just absurd 'Cause overall, all over, overalls don't work 'Cause now that we're in London It's got the bird flicking up her skirt When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit When I shop at Harvey Nicks Everyone thinks I'm a star 'Cause I wear my rented blazer And I step out my rented car A little girl with a pen ran up to me And said, "I know who you are" But when I gave her my autograph She said, "Mum, is this how you spell Lemar?" When I shop at Harvey Nicks The security give me grief They must think I'm a thief 'Cause I don't sound like the streets Even when I'm just trying it on They think I'm trying it on I said "why would I steal from you? I'm loaded" Then they called the police "There's a guy with a gun" Despite this, I like shopping here 'Cause it's a lot quicker than eBay I bumped into this Labour MP Who was looking for a pair of CK I said,"Hi, I'm Sway And I hope you're having a nice day" Then I slapped him in his face And said,"What type of party doesn't have a DJ?" I remember the first time I came here I was shoplifting and got nabbed In the shop lift I got grabbed "Hey you, excuse me, open your bag" I got put in a pair of handcuffs All for a pair of cufflinks I said,"Please sir, don't send me to prison If it's anything like Butlins" When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit When I drop in Harvey Nicks To shop in Harvey Nicks If I don't look hardly slick Or appear hardly fit The cashier don't hardly trip The lady hardly flits Unless I'm wearing barmy shit Or garments that are the shit It don't mean anything anyway man Harvey Nicks is shit I'm all about Selfridges Seriously Selfridges, man Harvey Nicks is the kind of place Ted Mayern goes Don't wanna shop in the same shop as him 'Cause that cunt looks like a f**king clown See what she does then Slag, slag, slag That might not be a good idea But still