Pretend Best Friend-Terrorvision

[ti:Pretend Best Friend] [ar:Terrorvision] [al:How To Make Friends And Influe] [by:] [offset:0] [00:21.72]The odds have built up of the chance you're going down [00:23.10]'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown [00:24.86]And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission [00:26.36]It's better all round just to sign the confession [00:27.79]Doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty as hell [00:29.48]My friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell [00:31.67]Who cares about the truth the truth's there to bend [00:33.67]Do as I say I'm your only friend [00:39.05]The wicked step father that took a step farther [00:40.60]Played the patron saint in his shining armour [00:41.80]With his sword of power and shield to protect you [00:43.76]Tongue hanging out 'cos he's going to get you [00:45.14]You know I want to hug you you know I want to kiss you [00:47.64]I't's your dear old pop and you know I really miss you [00:49.38]In the pantomime of life look out he's behind you [00:51.20]Says no I'm just here to remind you [00:53.07]Best friend I'm all that you've got [00:54.51]Pretend best friend if you like it or not [00:59.39]Pretend best friend so don't talk to them [01:02.90]You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend [01:08.10] [01:10.90]Call yourself a friend [01:14.09]That drives me round the bend [01:21.20]You call me when you like [01:28.40]And call me what you like [01:35.89]Was it the father or the son or the holy ghost [01:37.58]The butler in the kitchen or the gameshow host [01:38.89]The policeman on the corner who'll show you the way [01:40.56]The geezer with a beard comes on Xmas day [01:42.06]Could be your mother or your father or your sister or your brother [01:44.25]Doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't no other [01:46.37]Might never see 'em or you meet them every day [01:48.24]But who gives a damn when you hear them say [01:50.12]Best friend I'm all that you've got [01:52.93]Pretend best friend if you like it or not [01:56.43]Pretend best friend so don't talk to them [02:00.00]You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend