I'm A Cowboy-Bill Engvall

[ti:I'm A Cowboy] [ar:Bill Engvall] [al:Dorkfish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]I'm A Cowboy - Bill Engvall [00:00.60]Written by：Doug Grau [00:01.35]I'm a cowboy [00:03.00] [00:03.80]Yes I am [00:04.98] [00:06.55]And last summer [00:07.28]On my fortieth birthday [00:08.34]I deserved the biggest stupid sign [00:09.54]You could ever give an individual [00:10.89] [00:11.68]I decided on my [00:12.67]Fortieth birthday [00:13.39]I was gonna become [00:13.98]A rough stock [00:14.62]Bareback rider [00:15.27]In the rodeo [00:15.91] [00:17.24]Not a good age [00:17.80]To start this little hobby [00:19.08] [00:19.75]Guess I better tell the wife [00:21.03] [00:22.72]Pumpkin [00:23.07] [00:24.18]You ain't gonna believe this [00:25.06]I'm going to bareback [00:25.81]Riding school and she goes [00:26.73]Are you stupid [00:28.22]Ha ha I guess [00:29.83] [00:30.69]But I am a cowboy [00:32.68] [00:33.37]I'm a cowboy [00:35.10] [00:35.84]Yes I am [00:37.10] [00:39.09]Make no mistake about it [00:41.04]I'm a rodeo man [00:42.97] [00:44.48]I ain't never been afraid [00:45.71]To take the bull by the horns [00:47.38] [00:47.98]I've been a cowboy since the day [00:49.22]I was born [00:50.03]I'm a cowboy [00:51.54] [00:52.64]Yes I am [00:53.97] [00:56.06]I get to the arena [00:56.79]The horse is in the chute [00:58.80]But it's not even a buckin' horse ya'll [01:00.03]It's a trainer [01:01.04] [01:01.58]The horse still has [01:02.12]A halter with a lead rope on it [01:03.46]Alright [01:03.85] [01:04.57]But I get behind the chutes [01:05.73]And my coach starts callin' me [01:06.78]Cowboy which is psyching me up [01:09.08] [01:10.29]I mean if he'd just [01:11.03]Call me bill [01:11.46]I'd have like [01:11.85]Hey let's just [01:12.37]Blow this off [01:13.31] [01:14.18]But I get behind [01:14.94]The chutes [01:15.08]And he goes [01:15.50]I knew you'd show up [01:16.41]''Cause you're [01:16.71]A cowboy [01:17.46]I believe you're a cowboy [01:18.38]Hey are you a cowboy [01:19.19]I said yes I am a cowboy [01:21.24] [01:22.24]I'm a cowboy [01:23.80] [01:24.74]Yes I am [01:26.08] [01:27.88]Make no mistake about it [01:30.03]I'm a rodeo man [01:31.82] [01:33.76]Living for a minute [01:34.81]When they pull that gate [01:36.58]Countin' every second down [01:37.75]And prayin' for eight [01:39.00]I'm a cowboy [01:40.47] [01:41.43]Yes I am [01:42.55] [01:44.11]My coach goes [01:44.46]Alright cowboy [01:45.53]When you're ready [01:46.13]You dip that hat [01:46.55]And we're gonna [01:47.08]Let him go [01:47.51]I said sss let's go [01:49.05]They slammed [01:49.46]The gate open [01:50.17]And lead the horse out [01:51.24]By the rope [01:52.03] [01:54.49]Like you would do with your kids [01:56.88]But I'm spurring this horse like I'm at [01:58.59]The national finals rodeo man [02:00.53]I'm just woah [02:01.30]Woah oh oh [02:02.73]And my coach is [02:03.42]Screaming [02:03.57]You got him cowboy [02:04.74]You got him [02:05.26]I said you dang right I got him [02:07.00] [02:07.57]I am a cowboy [02:09.03] [02:09.68]'Bout that time [02:10.30]I hear my coach go get him hank [02:12.12] [02:13.16]Hank is my [02:14.10]Coaches dog [02:14.92] [02:15.97]Who's only job [02:17.04]Is to make this horse mad [02:18.44] [02:19.07]Hank jumps up and bites this horse on the butt [02:21.38]And this horse freaked [02:23.52]He did this lunge buck [02:24.94]And I'm airborne [02:26.32]I'm a cowboy [02:28.16] [02:28.86]Yes I am [02:30.22] [02:32.06]Make no mistake about it [02:34.15]I'm a rodeo man [02:36.03] [02:37.56]I ain't never been afraid to take [02:39.16]The bull by the horns [02:40.96]I've been a cowboy [02:41.78]Since the day I was born [02:43.05]I'm a cowboy [02:44.58] [02:45.62]Yes I am [02:46.85] [02:47.72]And my coach goes [02:48.55]Well bill [02:49.06]I said oh now it's bill [02:50.89] [02:52.23]He said you wanna ride that horse again [02:53.43]I said no [02:54.09] [02:54.74]But I got to know one thing [02:55.89] [02:56.77]Did that horse buck [02:57.60] [02:58.22]He goes yeah why [02:58.92]And I go [02:59.46]'Cause I am a cowboy [03:01.37] [03:02.74]I'm a cowboy [03:04.36] [03:05.18]Yes I am