What Is Pornography?-Bill Hicks

But that's the problem with this country One of the many but this whole issue of sexuality And pornography which I don't understand What pornography is I really don't To me pornography is You know spending all your money and not educating The people in America and spending it instead on weapons That's pornographic to me that's totally filthy And etc etc down the line you all in your f**king Hearts know the goddamned arguments okay great But no one knows what pornography is Supreme Court says pornography is anything Without artistic merit that causes sexual thought That's their definition essentially No artistic merit Causes sexual thought Hmm Sounds like every commercial on television doesn't it You know when I see those two twins on That Doublemint commercial I'm not thinking of gum I am thinking of chewing maybe that's the connection They're trying to make What You've all seen that Busch beer commercial where the girl in the short Hot pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle Leaves it there and it foams over her hand And over the bottle and the voice over goes Get yourself A BUSCH Hmm you know what that looks like Nah no way I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do If they could and I guarantee you if they could They'd do this right here Here's the woman's face Beautiful Camera pulls back naked breasts Camera pulls back she's totally naked Legs apart Two fingers right here and it just says Drink Coke Now I don't know the connection here but goddamn If Coke isn't on my shopping list that week Dr Pepper Snickers satisfying benben nanana Damned if I'm not buying these products My teeth are rotting out of my head I'm glued to the television I'm as big as a f**king couch More Snickers more Coke That's what I find ironic too is that people Who are against these things that cause sexual Thought are generally fundamentalist Christians Who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply Boy they walk a tight rope every day don't they How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it We could sing hymns during it (sings) One stroke at a time sweet Jesus One stroke at a time sweet Lord I did that joke in Alabama In Fife and these three rednecks met me after the show Hey buddy come here Mr Funny man come here Hey buddy we're Christians and we don't like What do you say When I was hanging from the tree