Song for the Elderly-The Axis of Awesome

[ti:Song for the Elderly] [ar:The Axis of Awesome] [al:Animal Vehicle] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Song for the Elderly - The Axis of Awesome (厉害轴心) [00:08.28]The old man sits on a chair in my lounge room [00:12.08]His face has seen years [00:14.08]His eyes have shed tears [00:16.12]He's been through a lifetime [00:17.74]His friends have all gone [00:19.56] [00:20.08]He waits in his chair as I walk down the stair [00:24.14]He looks up at me and his face forms a smile [00:28.03]His eyes fill with life as he notices me [00:32.00]His body is ancient yet he looks so happy [00:36.14]He opens his mouth and greets me with glee [00:40.19]I look at the old man [00:41.83]I smile politely [00:44.03]I shake his leathery hand [00:48.10]He gets to his feet and I look in his eye [00:52.08]I open my mouth and address the old man [00:56.17]How did you get in my house old man [00:59.60] [01:00.12]I don't know who you are [01:02.59] [01:04.05]You seem like a very sweet nice old man [01:08.03]But I don't know who you are [01:10.58] [01:12.13]The old man laughs and calls me tobias [01:16.11]He thinks it's a game when I say my real name [01:19.96]He asks how my wife is and how are my children [01:24.01]I tell him I'm single he laughs it away [01:28.00]He walks to the kitchen and he puts on the kettle [01:32.00]He asks me if I want some tea [01:36.07]I tell him okay and the water starts boiling [01:40.03]He fills up my cup and hands it to me [01:44.01]I'm sorry but that isn't milk old man [01:48.06]I still don't know who you are [01:50.45] [01:51.99]You've put mayonnaise in my tea old man [01:55.54] [01:56.09]And I don't know who you are [01:58.53] [02:00.12]The old man stops I think I've upset him [02:04.56] [02:05.16]His smile disappears his eyes fill with tears [02:10.55]He puts down the teacup looks up at me slowly [02:16.18] [02:16.70]And says dear toby I hate those japs [02:22.63] [02:26.26]I wander upstairs and I fetch him some trousers [02:30.49]He puts them on in the usual way [02:34.51]He tells me that he doesn't know where he's going [02:38.50]I say there's a room and that he can stay [02:42.36]You can live in my house old man [02:45.92] [02:46.46]I don't care who you are [02:48.84] [02:50.48]You're pretty racist but funny old man [02:53.90] [02:54.45]And I quite like who you are [02:57.06] [02:58.19]Yes I quite like who you are