Be My Friend - The Facebook Song-Karsten Kenzel/Stephanie Marin/Martina Mühlpointner/Florian Soyka

[ti:Be My Friend - The Facebook Song (from Edges)] [ar:Karsten Kenzel/Stephanie Marin/Martina Mühlpointner/Florian Soyka] [al:Showbühne Live] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Be My Friend - The Facebook Song (from Edges) - Karsten Kenzel/Stephanie Marin/Martina Mühlpointner/Florian Soyka [00:07.17]There was nothing to do on a Friday night [00:11.34] [00:11.89]No one was calling my phone [00:14.61] [00:15.34]The prospect of plans seemed out of sight [00:19.26] [00:19.82]And I sat in my room all alone [00:23.82]So I booted up my computer [00:28.41] [00:29.18]And I bought a new sweater online [00:33.28]But while browsing J Crew [00:35.79]A loneliness grew [00:38.15]And soon I was desperate to find [00:43.11]Something to pick up my mood just a bit [00:46.67] [00:47.44]That's when it happened that's when I got hooked [00:50.99]On the internet site I can`t seem to quit [00:55.07] [00:55.71]That's when I joined [00:59.29]The Facebook [01:06.41] [01:14.54]Whenever I feel lousy [01:17.14] [01:17.75]Whenever life`s a bore [01:19.43] [01:19.98]I count my friends in order [01:22.02]I've got [01:22.77]Five hundred and four [01:24.69]I search the kids from high school [01:26.88]From my vast array of friends [01:29.28]You can tell if they are smart or not [01:31.61]By the schools they now attend [01:33.34] [01:34.02]I post up on my profile [01:36.50]All my latest greatest news [01:38.99]I know to never search for folks [01:41.34]With the wrong political views [01:43.52]You can read my posted quotes [01:45.73]My favorite artists and their tunes [01:48.29]If you're not on the Facebook [01:50.13] [01:50.64]I suggest you join it soon [01:52.72] [01:53.27]Please be my friend on the Facebook [01:56.79] [01:58.00]Click accept I`ll add your name to my list [02:02.55]You need me to be your friend on the Facebook [02:06.12] [02:07.19]If you refuse I`ll forget that you exist [02:12.22]Help me feel alive [02:14.24]Be friend five hundred and five [02:20.80] [02:21.83]Ooo [02:25.40] [02:25.92]If you want to talk and gossip [02:28.25]And you always need the scoop [02:30.38]You can share your dirty secrets [02:32.92]With a private member group [02:35.27]You can always change your picture [02:37.58]From a hot one to a joke [02:39.93]And if your photo`s sexy [02:42.42]Then I might give you a poke [02:44.29] [02:45.18]Please be my friend on the Facebook [02:48.46] [02:49.40]And I`ll be looking at you when you don't even know [02:54.18]You need me to be your friend on the Facebook [02:57.75] [02:58.49]You`ll never be really cool if you say no [03:03.38]To socially survive [03:05.60]Be friend five hundred and five [03:09.51] [03:10.10]Whenever I get horny [03:12.43]And I wanna find a girl [03:14.77]I never just click search [03:16.87]I`m clicking global for the world [03:19.33]And when I see a girl I like [03:21.71]I shoot right from the hip [03:23.36] [03:24.04]I send I note to see [03:25.96] [03:26.55]If she wants to be [03:29.28]In an open relationship [03:35.40] [03:37.17]Please be my friend on the Facebook [03:40.25] [03:41.43]Though I don`t like you we'll pretend that we`re close [03:46.34]You need me to be your friend on the Facebook [03:49.78] [03:50.66]Life is about whoever collects the most [03:55.85]Friends to make you thrive [03:57.98]Be friend five hundred and five [04:02.92]When everyone is in on it [04:06.06]You at list to take a look [04:10.90] [04:13.70]Be a friend [04:15.71]Be my friend [04:17.08]My special friend [04:18.90]My fakest friend [04:22.53] [04:23.95]On the Facebook [04:32.02] [04:33.29]Facebook