The Everclear Song-Roger Creager

[ti:The Everclear Song] [ar:Roger Creager] [al:Having Fun All Wrong] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Everclear Song - Roger Creager [00:16.85]Everyday in lunch in high school [00:18.84]And all of my senior year [00:21.02]I'd drink my coca-cola with [00:23.33]A touch of everclear [00:25.04]I never had to study math [00:27.28]Science or history [00:29.22]I'd have a chemical flashback [00:31.42]To jog my memory [00:33.40]In my junior year I swore [00:35.28]I loved sweet miss sherrie-ann [00:36.38] [00:37.45]One night I put some everclear [00:39.61]In her dr pepper can [00:41.68]I thought it'd make her easy [00:43.71]But she took it pretty hard [00:45.82]I took her home and rang her doorbell [00:47.81]Left her lyin' in the yard [00:50.11]Tequila dries me out [00:52.12]And beer just makes me fat [00:54.15]Whiskey makes me nauseous [00:56.18]Tell me who the hell needs that [00:58.34]If you're thinkin' about drinkin' [01:00.29]Then the answer's crystal clear [01:02.48]Its the invisible intoxicant [01:04.70] [01:05.30]Its called everclear [01:06.62] [01:22.54]I remember my church picnic [01:24.64]In the spring of '89 [01:26.71]They had 4 fresh watermelon [01:28.78]Sliced right off the vine [01:30.82]When they bowed their heads [01:32.70]Giving grace for the food [01:35.02]Hey I pulled out the bottle [01:36.59]And I soaked them melons good [01:39.22]Well they never knew what hit 'em [01:41.18]When the potion went to work [01:43.11]They had grandma's doin' backflips [01:45.16]Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts [01:47.29]They were singing hallelujah [01:49.57]And willie nelson songs [01:51.45]Preacher said it was the best dang picnic [01:53.62]That the baptists had ever thrown [01:56.09]Tequila dries me out [01:57.93]And beer just makes me fat [02:00.00]Whiskey makes me nauseous [02:01.97]Tell me who the hell needs that [02:04.18]If you're thinkin' about drinkin' [02:06.14]Then the answer's crystal clear [02:08.34]Its the invisible intoxicant [02:10.47]Its called everclear [02:12.39] [02:39.82]When I'm drinkin' everclear [02:41.53]I think I'm king of this whole world [02:43.85]I'm bigger and badder than john wayne [02:45.99]And cooler than steve earle [02:48.97]Until I wake up and [02:50.21]I'm face down in the hall [02:52.16]Hey I'm completely naked [02:54.30]For a reason I can't recall [02:56.35]Well I'm kinda [02:57.14]Sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick [03:00.41]'Cause there's perfume in the air [03:02.44]And there's lipstick on my neck [03:04.64]Well I hope that she was pretty [03:06.70]And I hope that she was kind [03:08.86]Enough to leave my clothes [03:10.21]Somewhere they're easy to find [03:13.29]Tequila dries me out [03:15.19]And beer just makes me fat [03:17.20]Whiskey makes me nauseous [03:19.18]Tell me who the hell needs that [03:21.38]If you're thinkin' about drinkin' [03:23.44]Then the answer's crystal clear [03:25.54]It's the invisible intoxicant [03:28.25]Its called everclear