I'm Thankful-AR

I'm Thankful - AR A man should call the toss Wear the pants, and be the boss A man should be the drink For his own damn sake And men should the misters And the masters of their sisters A man should be the reason For a heart to break A man should cut the lawn Change the tire, mend the worn A man should never wait To oil a rusting gate Men should hold the key positions In our country's great traditions A man should put the food Upon the family plate So, be moral Don't quarrel Fair and square is best Let me alert you That virtue won't hurt you Or desert you If you wear hair on your chest So always remember to follow the rules Box clever And jocks never Hock another jock's tools A man should wax a car Fix a fuse, and tend the bar A man should like his brow To be wet with sweat Men should know the right occasions To indulge in tax evasions A man should know the settings That his spark plugs get Faggots are maggots Thank God I'm a man