The Thing-Phil Harris/Spike Jones/Oliver Hardy/Spike Jones & His City Slickers/His City Slickers/Sir Cedric Hardwicke

[ti:The Thing] [ar:Various Artists] [al:The Hits Collection 1950] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Thing (事情) - Phil Harris/Spike Jones/Oliver Hardy/His City Slickers/Sir Cedric Hardwicke [00:12.37]While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
阳光明媚的一天，我沿着沙滩漫步 [00:15.84]I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
我看见一个巨大的木箱漂浮在海湾 [00:19.76]I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
我将箱子拉到身旁，打开箱子，令我难以置信的是 [00:23.41]Ooh I discovered a boom-boom-boom right before my eyes
哦，我竟亲眼看见了一个怪胎 [00:27.08]Oh I discovered a boom-boom-boom right before my eyes
哦，我竟亲眼看见了一个怪胎 [00:31.08]I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
我捡起来，好似国王一般，快乐地奔向镇上 [00:34.78]I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most any thing
我把怪胎拿到那个几乎什么都会买的人面前 [00:38.52]But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
当我走进他的店里，他却冲我大喊大叫起来 [00:41.88]Oh get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
哦，在我报警之前 [00:44.36]Before I call a cop
赶紧拿着你的怪胎出去 [00:45.57]Oh get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
哦，在我报警之前 [00:48.01]Before I call a cop
赶紧拿着你的怪胎出去 [00:49.75]I turned around and got right out a-running for my life
我转过身，赶紧开始逃走 [00:53.56]And than I took it home with me to give it to my wife
随后，我将怪胎带回家，送给我的妻子 [00:57.48]But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
当我走进家门时，妻子却冲我大喊大叫起来 [01:00.94]Oh get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
哦，赶紧拿着你的怪胎出去 [01:03.22]And don't come back no more
永远别再回来 [01:04.50]Oh get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
哦，赶紧拿着你的怪胎出去 [01:06.38] [01:06.98]And don't come back no more
永远别再回来 [01:09.20] [01:15.47]I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
我在镇上游荡了一遍，直到机会出现 [01:19.12]A hobo who was looking for a hand-out on the street
一个流浪汉正在大街上乞求施舍 [01:22.79]He said he'd take most any old thing
他说，任何破旧的东西他都乐于接受 [01:24.73]He was a desperate man
他自称绝望的人 [01:26.51]But when I showed him the boom-boom-boom
但当我把怪胎给他看时 [01:27.93] [01:28.44]He turned around and ran
他转身便逃开了 [01:30.07]Oh when I showed him the boom-boom-boom
哦，当我把怪胎给他看时 [01:32.08]He turned around and ran
他转身便逃开了 [01:34.24]I wandered on for many years a victim of my fate
我流浪数年，成为命运的牺牲品 [01:37.81]Until one day I came upon St Peter at the gate
直到一天，我来到圣彼得大教堂的门口 [01:41.49]And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go
当我正要带着怪胎走进去时，神父告诉我应该去哪里 [01:45.30]Get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
带着你的怪胎离开这里 [01:47.43]And take it down below
走得远远的 [01:48.85]Oh get outta here with that boom-boom-boom
哦，带着你的怪胎离开这里 [01:51.34]And take it down below
走得远远的 [01:53.38]The moral of this story is if you're out on the beach
这个故事的意义在于，若你在沙滩上漫步 [01:56.83] [01:57.94]And you should see a great big box
看见一个巨大的木箱子 [02:00.30]And it's within your reach
它就在触手可及的地方 [02:02.61]Don't ever stop and open it up that's my advice to you
绝不要停下来打开箱子，这就是我对你的忠告 [02:08.18]Cause you'll never get rid of the boom-boom-boom
否则你再也无法摆脱这怪胎 [02:11.37]No matter what you do
无论怎么努力 [02:12.87]Oh you'll never get rid of the boom-boom-boom
哦，你永远也无法摆脱这怪胎 [02:15.23]No matter what you do
无论怎么努力