Makin' Whoopee

[ti:Makin' Whoopee] [ar:Eddie Cantor] [al:The Fabulous Eddie Cantor] [offset:0] [00:01.40]Makin' Whoopee - Eddie Cantor [00:10.51]Every time I hear that dear old wedding march [00:13.88] [00:14.69]I feel rather glad I have a broken arch [00:18.14] [00:19.01]I have heard a lot of people talk [00:22.34] [00:23.52]And I know that marriage is a long long walk [00:26.96] [00:27.84]To most people [00:28.71]Weddings mean romance [00:30.22] [00:31.97]But I prefer [00:32.91]A picnic or a dance [00:34.72] [00:35.97]Another bride another groom [00:40.09]Another sunny honeymoon [00:44.52]Another season another reason [00:48.01] [00:48.76]For making whoopee [00:51.33] [00:53.20]The chorus sings Here comes the bride [00:56.85] [00:57.54]Another victim is by her side [01:01.22] [01:01.91]He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season [01:05.36] [01:06.30]For making whoopee [01:08.68] [01:11.36]Down through the countless ages [01:14.32] [01:15.63]You'll find it everywhere [01:18.64] [01:20.32]Somebody makes good wages [01:23.27] [01:24.83]Somebody wants her share [01:27.53] [01:28.21]She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes [01:31.83] [01:32.58]She makes him strudles and bakes him pies [01:36.40] [01:37.09]What is it all for [01:39.15]It's so he'll fall for making whoopee [01:43.47] [01:45.73]Another year or maybe less [01:48.91] [01:49.87]What's this I hear well can't you guess [01:53.11] [01:54.17]She feels neglected so he's suspected [01:58.12] [01:58.74]Of making whoopee [02:00.88] [02:03.25]She sits alone most every night [02:06.63] [02:07.51]He doesn't phone or even write [02:10.88] [02:11.88]He says he's busy but she says Is he [02:15.75] [02:16.49]He's making whoopee [02:19.43] [02:21.75]He doesn't make much money [02:24.25] [02:26.07]Five thousand dollars per [02:28.94] [02:30.38]Some judge who thinks he's funny [02:33.00] [02:35.24]Says You'll pay six to her [02:37.93] [02:38.62]He says Now judge suppose I fail [02:42.05] [02:42.92]The judge says Budge right into jail [02:46.18] [02:47.24]You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper [02:51.50] [02:52.68]Than making whoopee