Chain Store Daisy-Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand

[ti:Chain Store Daisy] [ar:Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand] [al:Pins and Needles] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Chain Store Daisy - Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊) [00:05.12]When I was young [00:05.64]I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge [00:08.43]And often burned the midnight oil [00:10.08]So I could get to college [00:12.13]They told me my fine education [00:16.10]Would help improve my situation [00:20.32]So then I crammed and crammed [00:22.00]'Til I was almost in a coma [00:23.88]And CC's and exams 'til I got me a diploma [00:27.16]Aha they said now comes admission [00:31.28]Into a very high position [00:34.90] [00:35.43]So out I went and looked around [00:37.92]And Macy's was the place I found [00:40.30]I filled my blanks and application [00:42.69]And went for my examination [00:45.14]They took my weight and took my height [00:47.35]And tapped my chest and tested my sight [00:49.73]Examined my head took prints of my toes [00:52.38]Looked at my teeth and up my nose [00:56.27]Examined my throat and measured my hips [00:58.40]And even took prints of my fingertips [01:00.48]Made me say Ah and told me to grunt [01:03.84]Examined my back examined my front [01:07.14] [01:07.83]Then they tested my IQ [01:10.54]And asked what I'd like to do [01:12.78] [01:13.55]And when that exam was through [01:17.34]What there was to know Macy's knew [01:22.57]So I got the job [01:23.98] [01:24.79]Life is a bitter cup of tea [01:29.23]Now I'm just Salesgirl 73 [01:33.75]I used to be on the daisy chain [01:38.08]Now I'm a chain store daisy [01:41.98] [01:42.81]Once they give me the honor seat [01:46.47] [01:47.12]Now I stand up with pains in my feet [01:51.16]I used to be on the daisy chain [01:55.40]Now shoppers drive me crazy [01:59.17]I sell smart but thrifty [02:02.19]Corsets at $350 [02:04.41]Better grades $469 [02:07.71]I sell bras and gerters [02:10.41]For mauds and murd'rers [02:12.58]To holding their plump behind this counter [02:17.06]Once I wrote poems put folk in tears [02:21.38]Now I write checks for lady's brassieres [02:25.70]I used to be on the daisy chain [02:30.03]Now I'm a chain store daisy [02:34.58] [02:35.28]Oh yes madame [02:37.00]Oh no madame [02:38.08] [02:39.14]I guess madame [02:40.92]That's so madame [02:42.51] [02:43.43]Of course madame [02:44.69]That's the very best [02:46.59] [02:51.49]For you madame [02:53.66]We do madame [02:55.26] [02:55.92]That's true madame [02:57.25] [02:57.92]In blue madame [02:59.46]Oh that one is $1974 [03:02.83] [03:03.89]It ought to be expensive [03:05.17]It's the largest in the store [03:07.52]Once I had a yearning for all higher learning [03:12.37]And studied to make the grade [03:15.19] [03:20.11]Well look at the kind of grade I made [03:24.70]I'm selling things to fit the figger [03:28.55] [03:29.09]Make the big things small and the small things bigger [03:32.72]I used to be on the daisy chain [03:37.11]Now I'm a chain store daisy