How To Be A Country Star-Graham Blvd

[ti:How To Be A Country Star] [ar:Graham Blvd.] [al:Country Gems of the 70s] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.75]There's questions we're always [00:02.21]Hearing every where we go [00:04.84] [00:06.16]Like how do I cut a record [00:08.41] [00:09.48]Or get on a country show [00:12.16] [00:13.71]Well, it takes more than just ambition [00:15.79] [00:16.89]And three chords on an old guitar [00:18.87] [00:20.16]There's a few more things you [00:22.05]Ought to learn to be a country star [00:25.53] [00:27.20]You got to learn to sing like [00:30.32]Waylon or pick like Jerry Reed [00:36.26] [00:37.29]Yodel like Jeannie Shepard, [00:40.90] [00:42.07]Write songs like Tom T [00:46.03] [00:46.89]Put a cry in your voice like Haggard, [00:50.54] [00:51.82]Learn Spanish like Johnny R [00:55.43] [00:57.06]Whisper like Bill Anderson [00:59.98] [01:01.43]And you'll be a country star [01:05.03] [01:06.31]Play piano like Ronnie Mil [01:09.29]Sap or Gilly or Jerry Lee [01:14.73] [01:16.06]Yo-yo like Roy Acuff [01:19.84] [01:20.78]Or talk plain like Ralph Emery [01:24.38] [01:26.09]Growl like Conway Twitty, [01:29.10] [01:30.47]Get a red, white and blue guitar [01:33.98] [01:35.33]Build a swimming pool like Webb did [01:38.86] [01:40.02]And you'll be a country star [01:43.49] [01:44.91]Be tall like Sonny James is, [01:48.59] [01:49.69]Tell jokes like Minnie Pearl [01:53.11] [01:54.33]Or be short like Jimmy Dickens [01:58.27] [01:59.19]Or play five-string like Earl [02:03.82] [02:08.37]Get a hip band like Willie, [02:11.96] [02:13.07]Learn to stutter like M-Mel [02:16.54] [02:17.82]Get a cap like Roy Clark wore [02:21.59] [02:22.46]Or a voice like Barbara Mandrel [02:26.20] [02:27.40]Be rich like Eddy Arnold, [02:31.08] [02:31.96]Say you're makin' more than you are [02:35.70] [02:36.71]Get a gimmick like Charley Pride got [02:40.39] [02:41.49]And you'll be a country star [02:45.14] [02:46.55]But if you have no talent [02:49.88] [02:51.01]And if you're not a male [02:54.48] [02:55.78]If you're built somewhat like [02:58.47]Dolly or have a face like Crystal Gayle [03:04.17] [03:05.52]Come back stage and ask for Harold, [03:11.18]Phil, Don or Lou [03:13.48] [03:14.56]And we'll see you get auditioned [03:18.39] [03:19.33]For the Statler Brothers Review [03:23.90]How To Be A Country Star - Graham Blvd.