Two Time Slim-Snatch/The Poontangs

[ti:Two Time Slim] [ar:Snatch,The Poontangs] [al:Johnny Otis Presents: Snatch And The Poontangs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Two Time Slim - Snatch/The Poontangs [00:07.46]Yeah [00:07.99] [00:16.28]Say baby [00:16.69] [00:17.64]Do you know who I am [00:18.58] [00:20.97]I'm Bam Bim [00:21.84] [00:22.98]Two Time Slim [00:23.66] [00:25.25]The High Sheriff said [00:25.98]From Hell [00:26.59] [00:28.86]I'm the motherf**ker that rode zigzag lightnin' [00:30.79] [00:31.68]Down the middle of the Panama Canal [00:33.24] [00:36.01]I'm known from the coast of Maine to the coast of Spain [00:38.84] [00:40.91]You can look on the Golden Gate Bridge [00:43.06]And see my goddamn name [00:44.16] [00:49.25]I was converted with two 45s on my side [00:51.59] [00:53.45]And baptised in a barrel of butcher knives [00:55.60] [00:56.87]The stains of all those whip cane mark my hide [00:58.99] [01:01.06]A rattlesnake bit me [01:02.09]And that motherf**ker crawled off and died [01:03.77] [01:06.09]I hunt trouble every day of my life [01:08.05] [01:09.65]Of peace and quiet I do despise [01:11.62] [01:15.64]You see baby [01:16.24] [01:17.47]I'm 48 inches across my chest [01:19.04] [01:20.73]And don't fear a goddamn thing between life and death [01:23.38] [01:25.35]I'm the baddest motherf**ker you've ever seen [01:27.66] [01:29.71]I'm worse than a bucket nightmare in a midnight dream [01:32.22] [01:34.53]You see [01:34.88]Everything that I do is wrong [01:36.28] [01:37.66]If I go to the store I stay too long [01:39.79] [01:41.72]If I bring back butter I should have got lard [01:43.62] [01:45.17]When I get ready to f**k [01:46.67]My dick ain't hard [01:47.45] [01:51.28]But don't play me cheap 'cause I'm skinnin' and grinnin' [01:53.29]And doing my little laugh [01:54.36] [01:56.04]'Cause I'm the kinda cocksucker to start [01:57.41]An uprisin' in a motherf**ker's a** [01:59.21] [02:02.51]Yeah [02:02.88] [02:04.62]I might as well get shitty [02:05.71]Right down to the bone [02:06.82] [02:08.80]You know I beat three murder cases [02:10.32]'Fore I was grown [02:11.19] [02:14.80]I carry a 38 special built on a 45 frame [02:17.62] [02:18.89]It shoots tombstone bullets ball and chain [02:21.60] [02:23.80]I sing graveyard songs and I ain't lyin' [02:26.54] [02:27.44]I'm a bad motherf**ker and I don't mind dyin' [02:30.53] [02:32.92]I bolted down lightnin' and captured thunder [02:35.17] [02:36.99]I've done some sh*t that made the whole world wonder [02:39.23] [02:41.77]During the war the army laid down their guns [02:44.16]And I won the fight [02:45.22] [02:46.42]I've been known to eat a wild gorilla [02:48.13]From asshole to appetite [02:49.58] [02:52.87]Among the 'hos you might hear my name ring [02:55.14] [02:56.51]But a b**ch with a head shaped [02:57.79]Like a four way cold tablet [02:59.12]Liable to say any goddamn thing [03:00.56] [03:02.75]You know when I go home [03:04.11]I have to walk 44 miles of barbed wire [03:06.64] [03:08.19]When I dressed go out [03:09.18]I wear a cobra snake for a necktie [03:11.12] [03:13.73]My house is high on a cliff [03:15.00] [03:15.95]And it hangs over the edge [03:17.39]And it's made out of human skulls [03:18.81] [03:22.15]And if I don't start some sh*t [03:23.97]And kick 20 bad asses 'fore noon [03:25.95]My whole day seems kinda dull [03:27.37] [03:31.60]Yeah [03:31.95] [03:40.47]The drink I like best is hydrochloric acid [03:42.49] [03:44.73]And I keep me some around [03:46.06] [03:48.08]I pissed next to a fireproof bomb shelter [03:50.31] [03:50.84]And burnt that motherf**ker down [03:52.36] [03:56.91]But I want you to excuse me [03:58.25]For being so bold [03:59.07] [04:01.03]But I'm the type of son-of-a-b**ch [04:02.39]That crawl over fifty good pussies [04:03.77]To get to one fat boy's asshole [04:05.38] [04:12.79]You see when I was young [04:14.33]And in my prime [04:15.31] [04:16.61]I could catch a 'ho any old time [04:18.87] [04:22.00]Now I'm old and grey and very cold [04:24.21] [04:25.44]And I can't get a b**ch to save my soul [04:27.53] [04:30.28]So up to it down to it [04:31.96] [04:32.98]Damn the man that won't do it [04:34.36] [04:35.22]But he'll run his nasty hands through it [04:37.26] [04:37.84]Ought to be tied to it and made to do it [04:40.42]'Cause he ain't used to it [04:41.43] [04:44.14]I'm Bam Bim [04:44.84] [04:47.14]Two Time Slim