White and Nerdy-Comdy Central

[ti:White and Nerdy] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Lol] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]White and Nerdy - Comdy Central [00:07.63]They see me mowin
他们看到我在修剪 [00:08.61] [00:09.73]My front lawn
屋前的草坪 [00:10.74] [00:11.38]I know they're all thinking
我知道他们都觉得 [00:12.76]I'm so white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [00:14.33]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [00:15.99]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [00:17.61]Can't you see i'm white nerdy
你不知道吗 我是个白面书生 [00:19.22]Look at me i'm white nerdy
看我 我是个白面书生 [00:21.00]I wanna roll with
我想和那些 [00:22.21] [00:23.22]The gangsters
匪徒们一起鬼混 [00:23.76] [00:24.86]But so far they all think
但是目前 他们都觉得 [00:26.24]I'm too white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [00:27.67]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [00:29.37]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [00:30.97]I'm just too white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [00:32.77]We really white nerdy
我们都是白面书生 [00:33.73]First in my class here at m i t
我在麻省理工的成绩排班级第一 [00:35.17]Got skills i'm a champion at dnd
身怀绝技 我是Dungeons&Dragons游戏中的王者 [00:36.88]Mc escher that's my favorite mc
M.C. Escher是我最喜欢的节目主持人 [00:38.56]Keep your 40 i'll just have an earl grey tea
你喝你的酒吧 我还是来一杯伯爵红茶好了 [00:40.27]My rims never spin to the contrary
我的车从来不开 相反 [00:42.06]You'll find that they're quite stationary
你会发现 它们一直停在那 动也没动过 [00:43.20] [00:43.85]All of my action figures are cherry
我的手办都是全新未拆封的 [00:45.41]Stephen hawking's in my library
史蒂芬·霍金的书我读了很多 [00:47.08]My myspace page is all totally pimped out
我的Myspace主页内容五花八门 [00:48.86]I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
大家挤破脑袋想成为我的主页前8位 [00:50.63]Yo i know pi out to a thousand places
圆周率我能背出一千个数字 [00:52.17]Ain't got no grills but i still wear braces
虽然我牙齿没有镶金 但我还是戴了牙套 [00:54.02]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
我点三明治一定要加蛋黄酱 [00:55.76]I'm a whiz at minesweeper i can play for days
我玩Minesweeper游戏也很厉害 我可以连续玩好几天 [00:57.42]Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
你要是看了我的神操作 肯定会惊叹 [00:59.09]My fingers movin so fast i'll set the place ablaze
我的手指动作迅速 眼睛能准确无误地锁定扫雷地点 [01:00.82]There's no killer rap i haven't run
现在也没什么厉害的说唱了 我不需要跑 [01:02.31]At pascal well i'm number 1
在Pascal编程语言方面 我当属第一 [01:03.86]Do vector calculus just for fun
学矢量微积分也只是因为好玩 [01:05.60]I ain't got a gat but i gotta soldering gun
我没有手枪 不过我有电焊枪 [01:07.20]Happy days is my favorite theme song
情景喜剧《Happy days》里的歌是我最喜欢的主题曲 [01:08.99]I can sure kick but in a game of ping pong
运动方面 我可以在乒乓球桌上秒杀你 [01:10.61]I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
各种问答题你随便出 没有我答不出来的 [01:12.33]I'm fluent in javascript as well as klingon
我精通javascript以及克林贡语 [01:13.74] [01:14.81]They see me roll on my segway
他们看见我骑着赛格威平衡车到处跑 [01:17.52] [01:18.51]I know in my heart they think i'm
我知道 他们觉得我骨子里 [01:20.30]White nerdy
就是一个白面书生 [01:21.26]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [01:23.08]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [01:24.73]Can't you see i'm white nerdy
你不知道吗 我是个白面书生 [01:26.43]Look at me i'm white nerdy
看我 我是个白面书生 [01:28.10]I'd like to roll with
我想和那些 [01:29.40] [01:30.31]The gangsters
匪徒们一起厮混 [01:30.85] [01:31.94]Although it's apparent i'm too
尽管很明显 我是个 [01:33.58]White nerdy
白面书生 [01:34.88]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [01:36.41]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [01:38.05]I'm just too white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [01:39.95]How'd i get so white nerdy
我怎么变得这么呆傻呢 [01:41.42]I've been browsing inspectin
我一直在闲逛 视察 [01:42.59]X men comics you know i collect em
我收藏了《X-Men》连环画 [01:44.20]The pens in my pocket i must protect em
口袋里放着钢笔 我可得保护好它 [01:45.79]My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
有了工效学键盘 我一点也不无聊 [01:47.77]Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media
在网上买可复写光碟 [01:49.68]I edit wikipedia
我编辑维基百科词条 [01:51.18]I memorized the holy grail really well
搞笑电影《Monty Python and the Holy Grail》的情节我记得清清楚楚 [01:52.39]I can recite it right now have you rotflol
我立马就能给你复述一遍 你会不会笑得在地上打滚 [01:54.46]I got a business doing websites
我靠做网页设计赚钱 [01:55.72]When my friends need some code who do they call
要是我的哪个朋友需要写代码 你猜他们会找谁帮忙 [01:57.79]I do html do for them all
我给他们做网页设计 [01:59.29]Even make a homepage for my dog
甚至给我的狗做了一个主页 [02:01.03]Yo i got myself a fanny pack
我给自己买了个腰包 [02:02.50]They were having a sale down at the gap
正好The Gap上面有促销活动 [02:03.99]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
一整晚都在捏那一卷气泡膜上的小气泡 [02:05.84]Pop pop hope no one sees me get freaky
砰 砰 希望没有人看到我疯疯癫癫的样子 [02:08.42]I'm nerdy in the extreme
我是个十足的书呆子 [02:09.82]And whiter than sour cream
皮肤比酸奶油还白 [02:11.17] [02:11.81]I was in av club and glee club
我参加过影音俱乐部 合唱团 [02:13.46]And even the chess team
甚至加入了象棋队 [02:14.67]Only question i ever thought was hard
唯一困扰过我的问题就是 [02:16.34]Was do i like kirk or do i like picard
我是更喜欢《星际迷航》里的Kirk还是Picard [02:18.15]I spend every weekend at the renaissance faire
每个周末我都去参加文艺复兴节 [02:19.98]I got my name on my underwear
我把名字印在内裤上 [02:21.16] [02:21.96]They see me strollin
他们看见我走在路上 [02:22.67] [02:23.79]They laughin
他们大笑起来 [02:24.45] [02:25.61]And rollin their eyes cause
还对我翻白眼 因为 [02:27.28]I'm so white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [02:28.61]Just because i'm white nerdy
就因为我是个白面书生 [02:30.07]Just because i'm white nerdy
就因为我是个白面书生 [02:31.84]All because i'm white nerdy
只是因为我是个白面书生 [02:33.60]Holy cow i'm white nerdy
不会吧 我是个白面书生 [02:35.24]I wanna bowl with
我想和那些 [02:36.55] [02:37.47]The gangsters
匪徒们一起花天酒地 [02:38.15] [02:38.98]But oh well it's obvious i'm
但是很明显 我是个 [02:40.90]White nerdy
白面书生 [02:42.01]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [02:43.65]Think i'm just too white nerdy
觉得我是个白面书生 [02:45.27]I'm just too white nerdy
我是个白面书生 [02:46.87]Look at me i'm white nerdy
看我 我是个白面书生