Time Travelin' Couch-Toothpick

[ti:Time Travelin' Couch] [ar:Toothpick] [al:Time Travelin' Couch] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Time Travelin' Couch - Toothpick [00:23.25]It takes five minutes for me to get to your house [00:25.88]In no time at all on a time traveling couch [00:28.21]It takes four minutes to figure out the date [00:30.68]And I could take my time 'cause it can't be late [00:33.28]It takes three minutes for me to get in your head [00:35.99]When you start to unravel all this sh*t that I said [00:38.54]It takes two minutes to call me back and say hell no [00:41.26]And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow [00:43.81]In less than a minute I'll be all out of water [00:45.98]And headed for the border with somebody's daughter [00:48.57]It takes one second to check in and say hi [00:51.16]After everything that happened no time goes by [00:53.83]It's a dream machine everything you see [00:56.37]And you could be whoever you choose to be [00:58.82]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time [01:03.81] [01:05.18]My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her [01:08.29]But I couldn't figure out the Flux Capaciter [01:10.31] [01:10.88]This is a vehicle of misperception [01:12.88]F**ked around and accidentally saw my own conception [01:15.54]One suggestion dude you better be sure [01:18.18]I was at Manhattan Island's revolutionary war [01:20.74]With murder on both shores I left in a hurry [01:23.19]Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried [01:25.82]I need to get back to reality just relax [01:28.28]But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe [01:30.90]I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch [01:33.34]Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom's house [01:35.68]It's a dream machine everything you see [01:37.94] [01:38.51]And you could be whoever you choose to be [01:40.99]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time [01:46.06]It's a dream machine everything you see [01:48.57]And you could be whoever you choose to be [01:51.06]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time [01:56.10]I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner [01:58.88]And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana [02:00.77] [02:01.61]I wanna play yesterday's lotto so ring the bell [02:04.13]And tell Baby Jessica's parents she's in the well [02:06.66]I back Evacuate buildings of women and small children [02:09.18]And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames's vision [02:11.06] [02:11.64]I go back to the future once every three days [02:14.34]With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay [02:16.98]I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now [02:20.49]I'm writing letters to Doc Brown [02:22.32]I made it out and saw the value of freedom [02:24.54]And now that I'm back to right now I'm not leaving [02:27.09]It's a dream machine everything you see [02:29.49]And you could be whoever you choose to be [02:32.01]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time [02:37.13]It's a dream machine everything you see [02:39.69]And you could be whoever you choose to be [02:42.23]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time