Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?-Harry "The Hipster" Gibson

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine? - Harry "The Hipster" Gibson Mrs. Murphy couldn't sleep Her nerves were slightly off the beat Until she solved her problem With a can of ovaltine She drank a cupful most every night And oooo how she would dream Until something rough got in the stuff And made her neighbors scream ow Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's ovaltine Sure was a shame don't know who's to blame Cause the old lady didn't even get his name Where did she get that stuff Now she just can't get enough It might have been the man who wasn't there Now jack that guy's a square She never ever wants to go to sleep She says that everything is solid all reet Now Mr. Murphy don't know what it's all about Cause she went and threw the old man out clout Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's ovaltine Now she wants to swing the highland fling She says that benzedrine's the thing that makes her spring She stays up nights making all the rounds They say she lost about 69 pounds Now Mr. Murphy claims she's getting awful thin And all she says is give me some skin mop Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's ovaltine Now she wants to swing the highland fling That benzedrine's the thing makes spring She says that benzedrine's the thing She says that benzedrine's the thing Benzedrine's the thing That makes her spring