Triplets-Danny Kaye/Jane Wyman/Bing Crosby

[ti:Triplets] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Show Tunes] [by:] [offset:0] [00:04.77]Three little unexpected children simultaneously [00:06.52]The doctor bought us in you can see [00:09.02]That we'll be three forever and E I O [00:11.31] [00:12.62]You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be [00:15.25]Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day [00:17.62]E I O [00:19.69] [00:20.50]Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden [00:22.62]Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla [00:26.63] [00:28.94]We do everything alike [00:31.07]We look alike we dress alike we walk alike we talk alike [00:35.13]And what is more [00:36.63]We hate each other very much [00:38.57]We hate our folks [00:39.94]We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart [00:42.88] [00:43.44]If one of us gets the measles then another one gets the measles [00:47.03]Then all of gets the measles and mumps and croup [00:50.66]How I wish I had a gun a little gun [00:53.72] [00:54.29]It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one [00:57.10] [00:57.97]Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs Goldenbasser [01:01.60]Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy [01:04.91]Mrs Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel [01:07.77] [01:08.30]Of her major operation when she had her twins [01:11.12]But when mother comes along she silences the others [01:14.93] [01:15.62]She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers [01:19.49]For example just to prove that she was more than ample [01:22.93]She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant [01:25.62]Dr Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner [01:27.55] [01:29.48]On the day that he first slipped upon us three [01:31.86] [01:33.61]We do everything alike [01:35.36]We look alike we dress alike we walk alike we talk alike [01:39.80]And what is more [01:41.11]We hate each other very much [01:42.36] [01:42.99]We hate our folks [01:44.30]We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart [01:47.11]We eat the same kind of vittle [01:49.74]We drink from the same kind of bottles [01:51.68]We sit in the same kind of high chair high chair high chair [01:54.99]Momma says that we're a bore and what is more [01:58.80]She didn't want to have us and we didn't want to have her [02:02.30]No more