You Can't Get A Man WIth A Gun-Eydie Gormé

You Can't Get A Man With A Gun - Eydie Gorme Oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say That's why I'm such a wonderful shot I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day And now tell me what have I got I'm quick on the trigger with targets Not much bigger than a pinpoint I'm number one but my score with a feller Is lower than a cellar oh you can't get a man with a gun When I'm with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal Yes I shine like the morning sun But I lose all my luster when with a bronco buster Oh you can't get a man with a gun With a gun with a gun oh you can't get a man with a gun If I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle You'd have steak when the job was done But if I shot the herder they'd holler bloody murder And you can't get a hug from a mug with a slug Oh you can't get a man with a gun I'm cool brave and daring to see a lion glaring When I'm out with my Remington But a look from a mister will raise a fever blister Oh you can't get a man with a gun The gals with umbrellas are always out with fellers In the rain or the blazing sun But a man never trifles with gals who carry rifles Oh you can't get a man with a gun With a gun with a gun oh you can't get a man with a gun A man's love is mighty he'll even buy a nightie For a gal who he thinks is fun But they don't buy pajamas for pistol packing mamas And you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail Oh you can't get a man with a gun