How Much Tequila-Steve Goodman

[ti:How Much Tequila] [ar:Steve Goodman] [al:Affordable Art] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How Much Tequila - Steve Goodman [00:10.82]How much tequila did I drink last night [00:13.36]It's really anybody's guess [00:16.23] [00:16.91]I poured them so fast [00:18.12]I couldn't keep them in the glass [00:19.91]But this morning I sure am a mess [00:22.94]My head is four or five times it's normal size [00:26.41]And I got this big old [00:27.73]Cactus stuck between my eyes [00:29.81]I can't recall a single thing [00:31.63]I did or said [00:32.88]Or the names of all these [00:34.52]People sleeping in this bed [00:36.05]Tell me how tell me how tell me how [00:40.78]Tell me how [00:42.66]Tell me how much tequila did [00:44.68]I drink last night [00:46.24] [00:49.27]How did I get these cuts [00:50.41]And bruises all over my body [00:52.79]I must have fallen down somehow [00:55.11] [00:55.86]I believe it had something to do with karate [00:59.39]It's all coming back to me now [01:01.66] [01:02.63]I was standing in a bar with [01:04.25]King Kong's cousin [01:05.91]He must have been seven foot three [01:08.88]His elbow gave me a bump [01:10.53]And so I said Hey chump [01:12.22]Would you like to step outside with me [01:14.72] [01:15.41]Tell me how tell me how [01:18.70]Tell me how tell me how [01:22.01]Tell me how much tequila did [01:23.91]I drink last night [01:25.63] [01:29.15]My mouth is filled with cotton [01:30.33]And my brain is sore [01:31.65]I left last night's dinner [01:33.59]On this morning's floor [01:35.33]My stomach is swollen [01:36.90]And my eyeballs shrunk [01:38.59]I drank so much that my hair got drunk [01:41.54]I see a big old worm about ten feet long [01:44.74] [01:45.27]Hallucinating purple cows [01:47.98] [01:48.55]Somebody moved the [01:49.56]Furniture while I was gone [01:51.49]Uh oh this is not my house [01:54.71]I could call us a taxi on the telephone [01:58.04]If I just knew where we are [02:00.61] [02:01.59]I guess I'm gonna have [02:02.71]To drive myself back home [02:04.72]As soon as I can find the car [02:06.95] [02:07.68]Tell me how tell me how [02:10.64]Tell me how tell me how [02:13.95]Tell me how much tequila did [02:16.60]I drink last night