Why Don't Women Like Me?-George Formby

[ti:Why Don'T Women Like Me?] [ar:George Formby] [al:When I'M Cleaning Windows] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Why Don't Women Like Me? - George Formby [00:05.72]Now I know I'm not handsome [00:08.49]No good looks or wealth [00:09.80] [00:10.74]But the girls I chase say my plain face [00:13.54]Will compromise their health [00:14.97] [00:15.86]Now I know fellahs worse than me [00:18.54]Bow-legged and boss-eyed [00:19.79] [00:21.29]Walking out with lovely women [00:23.78]Clinging to their side [00:25.51] [00:26.13]Now if women like them like men like those [00:29.01]Why don't women like me [00:30.62] [00:31.57]Look at Empress Josephine [00:33.22]The most attractive woman that ever was seen [00:36.26] [00:36.78]Yet Napoleon short and fat [00:38.69] [00:39.32]Captivates a lovely looking girl like that [00:41.76]Now if women like them like men like those [00:44.65]Why don't women like me hey-hey [00:47.19]Why don't women like me [00:49.54]Last night I went out walking [00:51.74]My intentions were to click [00:53.72] [00:54.55]But the sights I saw while walking out [00:57.22]They nearly made me sick [00:58.96] [00:59.77]I saw a lot of lovely girls [01:02.47]Attractive little dears [01:04.78] [01:05.35]Arm in arm with ugly men [01:07.53]With cauliflower ears [01:09.70] [01:10.25]Well if women like them like men like those [01:12.88]Why don't women like me [01:14.80] [01:15.78]What can the attraction be [01:17.90] [01:18.44]That's the thing that always starts to worry me [01:21.00]Although I haven't got a bean [01:23.56]I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen [01:26.13]Well if women like them like men like those [01:28.51] [01:29.02]Why don't women like me hey-hey [01:31.68]Why don't women like me [01:33.07] [01:33.97]Now I went on my holidays [01:36.78]Down to the gay seaside [01:39.66]I saw a lot of things there [01:42.17]Being hidden by the tide [01:44.09] [01:44.62]The way the women jumped around [01:46.77]The men there in the sea [01:49.19] [01:50.05]Made me think that there [01:51.70]Is still a good chance left for me [01:54.30] [01:55.21]'Cause if women like them like men like those [01:58.08]Why don't women like me [01:59.60] [02:00.68]Of all the shapes and sizes there [02:03.34]I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare [02:05.74]Oh I don't want to be a nark [02:08.59]I saw a lot of things below the water mark [02:11.12]Well if women like them like men like those [02:13.96]Why don't women like me hey-hey [02:16.71]Why don't women like me [02:18.08] [02:42.28]Well if women like them like men like those [02:45.11]Why don't women like me [02:46.54] [02:47.67]Take Lord Nelson with one limb [02:50.02]Lady William Hamilton she fell for him [02:52.81]With one eye and one arm gone west [02:55.52]She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest [02:58.20]Well if women like them like men like those [03:00.62]Why don't women like me hey-hey [03:03.61]Why don't women like me