The Baking Song-The Lancashire Hotpots

[ti:The Baking Song] [ar:The Lancashire Hotpots] [al:The Baking Song] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Baking Song - The Lancashire Hotpots [00:04.33]I have joined a baking class [00:06.01]This must be confidential [00:07.67]There's me and twenty women [00:09.32]And they love by big utensil [00:10.81] [00:11.53]I'm the only fella [00:13.01]But I stay in full control [00:14.53] [00:15.04]The ladies flash their recipes [00:16.44] [00:16.98]And then I lick their bowls [00:18.24] [00:19.03]Oh I'm a master baker [00:20.10] [00:20.77]Baking just for fun [00:21.84] [00:22.45]The girl next door [00:23.49]She likes her cakes [00:24.41]I'd love to give her one [00:25.53] [00:26.16]My cakes are so much in demand [00:27.99]I wouldn't have to foist [00:29.25] [00:29.81]The ladies shout and tell me [00:31.37]That they love it when they're moist [00:33.06] [00:37.39]The ladies have a sweeter tooth [00:39.16]I know they would be willing [00:40.36] [00:40.96]We'd go into the kitchen [00:42.61]And they'd get to taste my filling [00:43.94] [00:44.64]And as they stood in front of me [00:46.56]They'd get a big surprise [00:47.62] [00:48.29]I'd knock out something special [00:49.92]They could even watch it rise [00:52.12]Oh I'm a master baker [00:53.21] [00:53.96]Baking just for fun [00:55.08] [00:55.63]The girl next door [00:56.56]She likes her cakes [00:57.46]I'd love to give her one [00:58.74] [00:59.33]My cakes are so much in demand [01:01.17]I wouldn't have to foist [01:02.87]The ladies shout and tell me [01:04.55]That they love it when they're moist [01:06.21] [01:10.47]One lady said my cakes could not [01:12.42]Be better than her mums [01:13.50] [01:14.14]She prodded with my battenberg [01:15.93]And then she squeezed my buns [01:17.25] [01:17.85]I had to use protection [01:19.06] [01:19.64]An apron I did wear [01:20.88] [01:21.55]I put my whisk into the bowl [01:23.45]The cream went everywhere [01:25.04]Oh I'm a master baker [01:26.65] [01:27.19]Baking just for fun [01:28.24] [01:28.98]The girl next door [01:29.87]She likes her cakes [01:30.87]I'd love to give her one [01:31.98] [01:32.64]My cakes are so much in demand [01:34.44]I wouldn't have to foist [01:35.49] [01:36.25]The ladies shout and tell me [01:37.91]That they love it when they're moist [01:39.48] [01:40.25]Oh I'm a master baker [01:41.86]Baking just for fun [01:43.00] [01:43.72]The girl next door [01:44.65]She likes her cakes [01:45.62]I'd love to give her one [01:46.65] [01:47.39]My cakes are so much in demand [01:49.18]I wouldn't have to foist [01:50.35] [01:50.97]The ladies shout and tell me [01:52.61]That they love it when they're moist