Better Stories-Craig Morgan

[ti:Better Stories] [ar:Craig Morgan] [al:This Ole Boy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Better Stories - Craig Morgan [00:29.72]If you never hit a cow at 3 a m [00:32.78]In a borrowed Oldsmobile [00:33.77] [00:35.46]Played cards all night in the county jail [00:38.34]With the one arm man name Phil [00:41.33]If you never counted ball off the fifth floor rail [00:44.27]And do a bull at the Holiday Inn [00:46.95]'Cause it was Panama City [00:48.60]You were drunk and she was pretty [00:50.41]The paramedics gave you a prefect ten [00:53.10]And when we're old and rocking on the porch [00:56.15]Re-living all our glory [00:58.97]You might have a few less scars [01:01.72]But I'll have better stories [01:06.27]If you never been bitten by a snake in a church [01:09.27]While you sang "Amazing Grace" [01:12.02]If you never had to bribe a border guard [01:14.84]To overlook that one suitcase [01:17.65]If you never hustle pool in a biker bar [01:20.79]And had an eight ball break your nose [01:23.54]Then hit the first Harley with [01:25.34]The front of your truck [01:26.84]Just to watch them all fall like dominoes [01:29.96]When we're old and rocking on the porch [01:32.45]Re-living all our glory [01:35.53]You might have a few less scars [01:38.39]But I'll have better stories [01:51.52]If you never been banned from a Taco Bell [01:54.44]If you didn't fry your nest's egg [01:57.16]If you never had a doctor say "what the hell " [02:00.41]As a little mad nurse climbed out of your bed [02:03.40]When we're old and rocking on the porch [02:06.15]Re-living all our glory [02:09.09]You might have a few less scars [02:12.01]But I'll have better stories [02:15.26]You might have both brain cells left [02:17.88]But I'll have better stories [02:23.64] [02:25.13]I don't even know where half these scars came from [02:29.73]Somebody remembers though I can't do you [02:32.53]I know this one right here [02:34.15]Was from that jump across that car [02:37.37]On that bicycle you dared me I did it [02:41.33]Girls do love scars