The Lancashire Toreador-George Formby

[ti:The Lancashire Toreador] [ar:George Formby] [al:Forever Gold - Leaning On A Lampost (Remastered)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Lancashire Toreador - George Formby [00:07.97]I've been to Spain but never again [00:11.65]I couldn't go there twice [00:15.53]'Cause my name's John Willie [00:16.94]But they said it sounded silly [00:18.78]And they wouldn't call me that at any price [00:22.14] [00:23.03]They soon made me change my name [00:25.95] [00:26.46]And a real proper Spaniard I became: [00:30.06] [00:31.19]Don't Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [00:34.28]The Lancashire Toreador [00:37.52] [00:38.75]They cheer me and when the bull gets near me [00:41.86]To show how far a brave man can go [00:44.05]With the bull I danced the Tango [00:46.02]Then when I hung on his tail [00:49.76]My pants he tried to gore [00:52.54] [00:53.77]I went dashing round the ring [00:55.38]With him giving chase [00:57.33]Three times he tossed me in the air [00:59.20]I looked a disgrace [01:00.93]They shouted [01:01.61]Look at all that skin and bone round the place [01:04.69]It's The Lancashire Toreador [01:08.24] [01:09.43]Don't Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [01:12.56]The Lancashire Toreador [01:15.74] [01:16.82]I met a charming senoreta [01:20.18]She said 'To love you I can never [01:22.20]Then kissed me good-bye for ever [01:24.31]That night as she retired [01:27.71]She locked her bedroom door [01:30.98] [01:31.95]She started to undress and timidly she looked round [01:35.75]Said 'Thank God I am rid of him [01:37.50]For he's homeward bound [01:39.62]But when she pulled the bed clothes down [01:41.42]Now guess what she found [01:43.17]Why The Lancashire Toreador [01:46.44] [01:47.89]Don't Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [01:51.02]The Lancashire Toreador [01:54.08] [01:55.27]I scare them no mercy ever spare them [01:58.85]In the dead of night I ramble [02:00.70]Spanish castle walls I scramble [02:03.13]I saw a shadow above a girl in her boudoir [02:09.61] [02:10.75]I climbed up her balcony it started to sway [02:14.46]She shouted 'Murder there's a bandit [02:16.42]Spare my life pray [02:18.16]But when my castanets I rattled she said 'Hooray [02:21.95]It's The Lancashire Toreador