Handy Man-Shel Silverstein

[ti:Handy Man] [ar:Shel Silverstein] [al:Drain My Brain (Digitally Remastered)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Handy Man (多面手) - Shel Silverstein [00:08.54]Well on a Monday I'll be slinging hash [00:12.43] [00:13.85]Tuesday I'll be collecting trash [00:17.26]And on a Wednesday I might be tending bars [00:21.15] [00:21.84]Thursdays I'll be the guy who parks you car [00:25.35] [00:25.86]And on a Friday I might be teachin' pool [00:29.64] [00:30.35]Saturday finds me hustlin' pool [00:34.14]I got a whole lot of talents in demand [00:38.68]That's why they call me Handy Man [00:41.55]Bah Bah Bah [00:43.19] [00:43.85]All the neighborhood girls and boys [00:46.73]Bah Bah Bah Bah [00:47.88]They come to me to mend their toys [00:51.01]Dah Dah Dah Dah [00:52.14]Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn [00:55.49]And their mom's all horny when their [00:58.31]Daddy's not at home [00:59.81]I can drive a tractor wheel a truck [01:03.86]I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck [01:07.97]I can chop down a redwood using just one hand [01:12.24]That's why they call me Handy Man [01:15.50]Bah Bah Bah [01:16.78] [01:17.65]Yeah that's why if you need me in emergencies [01:21.12] [01:21.80]I can come round and just you know [01:24.97]Work around the house or backyard or somethin' [01:28.56]Not too taxin' tho' [01:29.58] [01:33.89]Yeah six in the morning I'm out picking fruit [01:37.65] [01:38.91]Eight Forty Five I'm back pressing suits [01:41.81] [01:43.31]Twelve o'clock you'll see me shining shoes [01:47.06]Cocktail hour I'll be servin' booze [01:51.05]I can wash your windows walk your pet [01:55.38]Get you color reception on a black and white set [01:59.64]I can play a concerto on your baby grand [02:04.03]'Cause I'm a Handy Man [02:07.21]Bah Bah Bah [02:08.90] [02:09.43]All the neighborhood girls and boys [02:12.23] [02:13.53]They come to me to mend their toys [02:17.11]Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn [02:21.35]And their mom's all horny when [02:23.65]Their daddy's not at home [02:25.45]I save my evenin's for brand new faces [02:29.31] [02:30.22]Weekends are reserved for emergency cases [02:34.47]I tell you babe you gotta understand [02:37.09] [02:38.21]That I'm a Handy Man [02:41.20] [02:42.45]I'm a Handy Man