10 Beers From Now-Doug Moreland

[ti:10 Beers From Now] [ar:Doug Moreland] [al:10 Beers From Now] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]10 Beers From Now - Doug Moreland [00:06.39]Bartender [00:08.69]Let me tell you [00:09.66]A story it starts like this [00:11.73]Scene in this bar a year ago I guess [00:14.26]A cocky Texas boy from Abilene [00:18.12] [00:19.44]Yeah in walked this woman I've never seen [00:23.03] [00:24.70]Yeah she was sittin' right over there [00:27.21]With her black roots showin' through her bleached blond hair [00:29.97]And I walked up and did some I shouldn't done [00:33.55] [00:35.31]Yeah I opened my mouth when I shoulda turned and run [00:38.85] [00:40.23]I said if you're lookin' [00:41.98]I'm thinkin' [00:43.58]You'd look better if I was drinkin' [00:46.26]Alcohol impairs my judgement some how [00:50.10] [00:51.42]When I drink I stick my foot in my mouth [00:54.17]So hope but don't say this out loud [00:56.83]But I bet you looked good twenty pounds ago [00:59.36]Or even better [01:00.88] [01:01.54]10 beers from now hey [01:03.98] [01:07.61]Well she reached up and she gave me a slap [01:10.27]She sat back and she started to laugh us [01:13.58]I fell over a chair and I hit the floor [01:16.93] [01:18.23]Yeah I was crawling back sayin' baby don't want no more [01:21.96] [01:23.17]She said [01:24.04]You shouldn't talk about no one else [01:26.56]When you ain't much of a prize yourself [01:29.30]Slim fast hasn't done a thing for you [01:32.94] [01:33.86]Boy I've thinkin' bet off more than you can chew [01:38.48] [01:39.20]She said [01:39.66]If you're lookin' [01:40.97]I'm thinkin' [01:42.11] [01:42.62]You'd look better if I was drinkin' [01:45.31]Alcohol impairs my judgement some how [01:48.94] [01:49.84]When I drink I stick my foot my mouth [01:53.34]Hope I don't say this out loud [01:56.08]I bet you looked good twenty pounds ago [01:58.39]Or even better [01:59.66] [02:00.56]10 beers from now [02:02.30] [02:03.53]Yeah [02:04.41]Soon we discovered [02:06.29]Though we weren't attracted to each other [02:09.38]Alcohol is a wonderful thing [02:11.79]We became inebriated lovers [02:15.34] [02:17.12]And we were lookin' [02:18.46]And we were thinkin' [02:19.69]We both look better if we were drinkin' [02:22.69]Alcohol impairs my judgement some how [02:26.44] [02:27.76]Whe made a toss to we raise that drinks [02:30.64]Got everybody enjoy and sing up [02:33.38]Babe we looked good twenty pounds ago [02:35.62]Or even better [02:37.01] [02:37.79]Ten beers from now [02:40.33]Yeah [02:41.44]Babe we looked good twenty pounds ago [02:43.69]Or even better [02:44.96] [02:45.78]Ten beers from now