Xmas Has Been X'ed-NOFX

[ti:Xmas Has Been X'ed] [ar:NOFX] [al:Xmas Has Been X'ed / New Year's Revolution - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Xmas Has Been X'ed - NOFX [00:39.97]It's funny how some fables became historic [00:42.25] [00:44.21]When the authors clearly wrote [00:45.72]Them to be metaphoric [00:46.76] [00:49.03]But people will believe anything if it's written [00:51.74] [00:53.85]Especially in stone or ancient scroll [00:56.26] [00:58.43]December 25th has been blacklisted [01:00.59] [01:02.81]Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed [01:05.35] [01:05.87]It was the last thing anyone ever expected [01:09.52] [01:12.11]Xmas has been X'd [01:13.50]No colored lights no shopping sprees [01:16.68] [01:18.17]No more presents under dead trees [01:21.31] [01:22.90]St Nick is dead but we don't grieve [01:26.23] [01:27.45]We celebrate the last Christmas Eve [01:30.68] [01:32.78]Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic [01:35.17] [01:37.67]Protestants increasingly become agnostic [01:40.00] [01:42.30]Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams [01:44.91] [01:46.66]Priests and Nuns are molesting each other [01:49.05] [01:51.53]Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist [01:54.16] [01:56.90]Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist [01:59.02] [02:00.79]But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew [02:03.63] [02:05.75]Cuz Easter's canceled too [02:07.14]No more egg hunts no Sunday mass [02:10.35] [02:11.47]Fridays are fair Wednesdays don't ash [02:15.13] [02:16.26]They canceled lent and slowed down fast [02:19.77] [02:20.98]Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last [02:24.88] [02:25.69]No shopping sprees (Don't worry son) [02:28.24]No more presents (We don't need christ) [02:30.26]Under dead trees (We got eight nights) [02:32.60]St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah) [02:35.05]But we don't grieve (The're all canceled) [02:37.37]We celebrate (Our Hanukah) [02:39.59]The last Christmas eve