Bank of Elevators-Direct Hit!

[ti:Bank of Elevators] [ar:Direct Hit!] [al:Brainless God] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bank of Elevators - Direct Hit! [00:13.56]Checking in? What's the last name? [00:15.59] [00:16.38]Just a sec, a note just came for you [00:19.36] [00:20.84]Sorry, we've got a problem [00:23.17] [00:25.04]It appears that your inclination [00:27.77]To end the lives of your fellow countrymen [00:30.86] [00:32.15]Has made it tough to admit you. [00:34.12] [00:35.84]To the right, if you'd like, [00:37.26]Is a door to the bottom [00:38.64]Of the world [00:39.35]Where you go if you feel lost or forgotten. [00:41.60]Oh, we know [00:42.29]That it's not at all an ideal system, [00:44.48]But the man at the top [00:45.84]Is just too busy to listen [00:47.62] [00:53.79]To the left is a sort of way station [00:55.94] [00:56.59]Where you wait if you don't accept your fate. [00:59.68] [01:00.73]So take your time, we'll be waiting [01:03.28] [01:05.16]I'll add a note and we'll call you [01:07.27] [01:07.99]But I can say a reply to [01:09.77] [01:10.32]Complaints can take a century longer [01:14.30] [01:15.90]Or, if you'd like, [01:16.76]You can do us a particular favor [01:19.00]Just consent, sign your name [01:20.32]Here on the back of this waiver. [01:22.19]I admit that it's not the most [01:23.63]Attractive of wagers, [01:24.72]But compared to who you're dealing [01:26.10]With you're certainly braver. [01:27.69] [01:33.33]To the right [01:34.13] [01:36.19]That's where the bad guys go all alone [01:39.29]And to the left [01:40.19] [01:41.49]That's where the old lost souls say hello [01:44.90]And so alright, [01:45.63] [01:47.44]Have you made your mind up yet? [01:50.99] [01:56.96]We'll send you back [01:57.95]But you're on a mission: [01:59.01] [01:59.76]Who sent you here didn't have the guts to face [02:02.93] [02:04.16]The f**king fact that they'd chosen [02:06.51] [02:08.43]To spend forever in torment [02:10.17] [02:11.46]Bring em back for their descent to hell. [02:14.70] [02:15.56]Is that a task you can handle? [02:18.14] [02:19.18]You'll be equipped [02:20.00]With the superpowers usually given [02:22.19]To the bodyguards protecting [02:23.56]All the angels in heaven. [02:25.25]When you're done, see me here [02:26.56]And we'll discuss compensation [02:27.95]If there's something I can say, [02:29.31]It's we're especially patient. [02:31.14] [02:36.62]To the right that's [02:39.54]Where the bad guys go all alone [02:42.45]And to the left [02:43.47] [02:45.12]That's where the old lost souls [02:46.85]Say hello and so alright, [02:48.81] [02:50.90]You take your time [02:53.79]You'll be equipped [02:54.49]With the superpowers usually given [02:56.60]To the bodyguards protecting [02:57.95]All the angels in heaven. [02:59.55]When you're done, see me here [03:00.88]And we'll discuss compensation [03:02.54]If there's something I can say, [03:03.99]It's we're especially patient