Lobachevsky-Tom Lehrer/Daws Butler/June Foray/Billy May Orchestra

[ti:Lobachevsky] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:The Tom Lehrer Collection 1953-60] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lobachevsky - Tom Lehrer/Daws Butler/June Foray/Billy May Orchestra [00:05.30]Who made me the genius I am today [00:08.05]The mathematician that others all quote [00:10.31] [00:11.03]Who's the professor that made me that way [00:13.56]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat [00:16.24] [00:17.01]One man deserves the credit [00:18.97]One man deserves the blame [00:20.37]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [00:23.23]Hi [00:23.58]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [00:25.70]I am never forget the day [00:27.32] [00:27.84]I first meet the great lobachevsky [00:29.66] [00:30.38]In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics [00:34.24] [00:34.89]Plagiarize [00:35.97] [00:37.12]Plagiarize [00:37.98] [00:38.79]Let no one else's work evade your eyes [00:41.63]Remember why the good lord made your eyes [00:43.84]So don't shade your eyes [00:45.21]But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize [00:47.75]Only be sure always to call it please research [00:50.54] [00:51.48]And ever since I meet this man [00:53.38]My life is not the same [00:54.77]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [00:57.34]Hi [00:57.79]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [00:59.32] [01:00.29]I am never forget the day [01:01.90]I am given first original paper to write [01:04.27] [01:04.95]It was on analytic and algebraic topology of [01:07.39]Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable [01:09.92]Riemannian manifold [01:11.06]Bozhe moi [01:12.02] [01:13.04]This I know from nothing [01:15.49] [01:16.33]But I'm going to do [01:19.10] [01:19.81]I think of great lobachevsky and get idea ahah [01:23.35]I have a friend in minsk [01:26.17]Who has a friend in pinsk [01:28.31]Whose friend in omsk [01:29.19]Has friend in tomsk [01:30.10]With friend in akmolinsk [01:31.40] [01:32.08]His friend in alexandrovsk [01:33.61]Has friend in petropavlovsk [01:35.27]Whose friend somehow [01:36.05]Is solving now [01:36.95]The problem in dnepropetrovsk [01:39.01]And when his work is done [01:41.15]Ha ha begins the fun [01:42.77]From dnepropetrovsk to petropavlovsk [01:44.21]By way of iliysk and novorossiysk [01:45.91]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk [01:47.56]To tomsk to omsk [01:48.26]To pinsk to minsk [01:49.13]To me the news will run [01:51.45]Yes to me the news will run [01:54.00] [01:54.71]And then I write [01:57.70]By morning night [01:59.03]And afternoon [01:59.99]And pretty soon [02:00.91]My name in dnepropetrovsk is cursed [02:03.37]When he finds out I publish first [02:05.38] [02:06.26]And who made me a big success [02:09.14]And brought me wealth and fame [02:10.83]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [02:13.41]Hi [02:13.82]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [02:15.42] [02:16.46]I am never forget the day my first book is published [02:19.68] [02:20.97]Every chapter I stole from somewhere else [02:23.53] [02:24.79]Index I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory [02:27.77] [02:29.47]This book was sensational [02:31.09] [02:31.77]Pravda well pravda said [02:33.28]Zhil bil korol kogda to pree nyom blokha zhila [02:35.25]It stinks [02:36.36]But izvestia izvestia said [02:38.68]Ya idoo kuda sam czar idyot peshkom [02:41.38]It stinks [02:42.00] [02:42.78]Metro goldwyn moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles [02:47.50] [02:48.12]Changing title to the eternal triangle [02:50.67] [02:51.38]With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse [02:54.24] [02:55.36]And who deserves the credit [02:57.35]And who deserves the blame [02:58.96]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [03:01.90] [03:04.51]Hi