The Ballad of Boogie Christ-Joseph Arthur

[ti:The Ballad of Boogie Christ                            ] [ar:Joseph Arthur] [al:The Ballad of Boogie Christ: Act 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad of Boogie Christ - Joseph Arthur [00:16.24]Christ would wear cowboy boots [00:18.17]Christ would have sex [00:20.09]Christ would eat pizza [00:21.84]And cut black jack decks [00:24.18]Christ would be sober [00:25.85]But christ would be fun [00:28.01]Christ would get over [00:29.67]On those trying to run [00:31.95]Christ would love hip hop [00:34.14]Metal and soul [00:35.49] [00:36.00]Christ would bring chaos [00:37.82]The breath of control [00:39.96]Christ would be rocking [00:41.57] [00:42.08]Christ would be free [00:43.80]He'd say there's no difference [00:45.66]Between you and me [00:47.34]This is the ballad of Boogie Christ [00:52.16] [00:55.41]Toss my salad [00:56.91] [00:58.45]And feed me your rice [01:00.58] [01:04.10]Christ baked potato [01:05.88]Christ chewing gum [01:07.86]Christ without pathos [01:09.95]Saying yum yum [01:11.88]Christ in the middle [01:13.35]Like the monkey with balls [01:15.89]Christ picking up [01:17.35]When euphoria calls [01:19.87]Hello dear father [01:21.56]Hello there my son [01:23.87]How have you been [01:25.30]Well I gotta run [01:27.80]OK I love you [01:29.69]See you real soon [01:31.76]Maybe September [01:33.83]Maybe next June [01:35.34]This is the ballad of Boogie Christ [01:40.10] [01:43.19]Toss my salad [01:44.75] [01:46.27]And throw wedding rice [01:48.57] [01:51.92]Christ would be careful [01:53.83]Christ would be brave [01:55.37]But Christ he would never [01:57.42]Be anyone's slave [01:59.67]Christ is here now [02:01.65]Christ is beyond [02:03.56]Christ would watch Rocky [02:05.33]And on Golden Pond [02:07.62]Christ would relax [02:09.54]And Christ would get mad [02:11.71]Christ would help answer [02:13.31]If judgment is bad [02:15.24]Well no and then yes [02:17.40]Well yes and then no [02:19.62]Nothing is easy [02:21.12]But it's simple to glow [02:23.71]Just walk away [02:25.29]From fear and deceit [02:27.53]Never surrender [02:29.25]But never compete [02:31.61]Cheer for your brother [02:33.25]Your rival your friend [02:35.39]And help their survival [02:37.20]To beat you again [02:38.85]This is the ballad of Boogie Christ [02:43.98] [02:46.72]Toss my salad [02:48.88] [02:50.30]And feed me some rice [02:52.70] [03:11.25]Give and give freely [03:13.06] [03:13.61]All that you can [03:15.50]Help show the worried [03:17.02]What it is to be man [03:19.55]Christ would be handsome [03:21.25]Christ would be gross [03:23.37]Christ would buy butter [03:25.27]And make you some toast [03:27.48]Christ would be savage [03:29.10]But Christ would be true [03:31.11]He'd say if you want him [03:33.06]Then look inside you [03:34.95]Yeah Christ would be savage [03:37.12]But christ would be true [03:39.00]He'd say if you want him [03:40.98]Then just look in you [03:42.81]This is the ballad of Boogie Christ [03:47.65] [03:50.82]Toss my salad [03:52.24] [03:54.07]And throw wedding rice [03:55.93] [03:58.49]This is the ballad of Boogie Christ [04:03.76] [04:06.54]Toss my salad