Ironic-Party Hit Legends

[ti:Ironic] [ar:Party Hit Legends] [al:The Best Pop Party Jams Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (讽刺) - Party Hit Legends [00:01.44]Hey yiah yiah [00:04.29]Yiah yea yea [00:06.71] [00:07.26]Hey yiah [00:08.62] [00:11.57]An old man turned ninety-eight
一个已有九十八高龄的老人 [00:16.30] [00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了彩票，第二天却与世长辞 [00:21.80] [00:22.62]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像你夏敦埃酒杯里的一只黑苍蝇 [00:27.72] [00:28.34]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像一个死囚被执行死刑后，两分钟才获得赦免 [00:32.68] [00:33.79]Isn't it ironic
这是多么滑稽啊 [00:34.85] [00:36.67]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [00:38.57]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [00:43.82] [00:44.61]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [00:49.55] [00:50.22]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [00:56.38]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些 [01:02.30]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
谨慎先生害怕飞行 [01:06.78] [01:07.33]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他打包好行李箱，和孩子们吻别 [01:12.91]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他为了那趟航班等候了整整一生 [01:18.52]And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机坠毁，他想 [01:22.00]Well isn't this nice
啊，这本该很美好的 [01:23.64]And isn't it ironic
这是那么滑稽 [01:25.27] [01:27.55]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [01:28.29] [01:29.30]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [01:35.55]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [01:41.12]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [01:46.69] [01:47.20]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些 [01:53.04]Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
嗯，当你认为生活诸事顺心时 [01:56.99]When you think everything's okay
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式 [01:58.93]And everything's goin' right right
偷偷地接近你 [02:03.65] [02:04.16]And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when
当你认为生活一团糟时 [02:08.08]You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，告诉你没人可以拉你一把 [02:11.30]In your face
事实就是 [02:14.98] [02:15.84]A traffic jam when you're already late
当你就要迟到时，偏偏遇到了堵车 [02:20.21]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
当你想抽支烟放松时，却看到了禁止吸烟的标识牌 [02:25.90] [02:26.62]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像自己有一万只汤匙，却没有一把需要的刀子 [02:31.71] [02:32.33]It's meetin' the man of my dreams
这就是我和我梦中人的邂逅 [02:35.02]And then meetin' his beautiful wife umm
接着又和她的妻子邂逅，嗯 [02:38.20] [02:40.41]And isn't it ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:41.79] [02:43.68]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [02:44.59] [02:45.63]A little too ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:48.20] [02:49.09]And yeah I really do think
耶，一点都不假 [02:51.29]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [02:57.26]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [03:02.92]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [03:08.81]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些