Billericay Dickie-Ian Dury/The Blockheads

[ti:Billericay Dickie] [ar:Ian Dury] [al:Greatest] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.44]Good evening I'm from Essex [00:02.62]In case you couldn't tell [00:04.01] [00:05.02]My given name is Dickie [00:07.27]I come from Billericay [00:09.67]And I'm doing very well [00:12.94] [00:14.58]Had a love affair with Nina [00:16.63] [00:17.38]In the back of my cortina [00:19.81]A seasoned-up hyena [00:22.20]Could not have been more obscener [00:24.69]She took me to the cleaners [00:27.15]And other misdemeanours [00:29.64]But I got right up between her [00:31.68] [00:32.39]Rum and her Ribena [00:34.36]Well you ask Joyce and Vicky [00:37.73] [00:39.39]If candy-floss is sticky [00:42.67] [00:44.53]I'm not a blinking thicky [00:46.19] [00:46.79]I'm Billericay Dickie [00:49.03]And I'm doing very well [00:52.57] [00:54.20]I bought a lot of Brandy [00:56.05] [00:56.74]When I was courting Sandy [00:58.54] [00:59.25]Took eight to make her randy [01:01.16] [01:01.74]And all I had was shandy [01:03.58] [01:04.29]Another thing with Sandy [01:06.06] [01:06.69]What often came in handy [01:08.46] [01:09.20]Was passing her a mandy [01:10.92] [01:11.66]She didn't half go bandy [01:13.95]So you ask Joyce and Vicky [01:17.44] [01:18.77]If I ever took the mickey [01:22.64] [01:24.11]I'm not a flipping thicky [01:25.96] [01:26.52]I'm Billericay Dickie [01:28.65]And I'm doing very well [01:32.27] [01:33.94]I'd rendez-vous with Janet [01:35.87] [01:36.48]Quite near the Isle of Thanet [01:38.97]She looked more like a gannet [01:40.90] [01:41.42]She wasn't half a prannet [01:43.37] [01:43.98]Her mother tried to ban it [01:45.79] [01:46.39]Her father helped me plan it [01:48.41] [01:48.94]And when I captured Janet [01:50.70] [01:51.38]She bruised her pomegranate [01:53.72]Oh you ask Joyce and Vicky [01:57.06] [01:58.62]If I ever shaped up tricky [02:02.01] [02:03.83]I'm not a blooming thicky [02:05.61] [02:06.35]I'm Billericay Dickie [02:08.39]And I'm doing very well [02:12.01] [02:13.38]You should never hold a candle [02:16.96] [02:18.40]If you don't know where it's been [02:21.55] [02:23.62]The jackpot is in the handle [02:26.92] [02:28.13]On a normal fruit machine [02:31.61] [02:33.10]So you ask Joyce and Vicky [02:36.97] [02:38.83]Who's their favourite brickie [02:41.76] [02:43.40]I'm not a common thicky [02:45.34] [02:45.95]I'm Billericay Dickie [02:48.12]And I'm doing very well [02:51.75] [02:52.97]I know a lovely old toe-rag [02:56.09]Obliging and noblesse [02:58.39]Kindly charming shag from Shoeburyness [03:02.31] [03:03.18]My given name is Dickie [03:05.75]I come from Billericay [03:07.67] [03:08.23]I thought you'd never guess [03:11.37] [03:12.73]So you ask Joyce and Vicky [03:16.41] [03:18.10]A pair of squeaky chickies [03:21.63] [03:23.16]I'm not a flaming thicky [03:25.53]I'm Billericay Dicky [03:27.78]And I'm doing very well [03:31.22] [03:32.69]Oh golly oh gosh [03:34.75] [03:35.53]Come and lie on the couch [03:37.88]With a nice bit of posh [03:39.87] [03:40.44]From Burnham-on-Crouch [03:42.28] [03:42.86]My given name is Dickie [03:45.40]I come from Billericay [03:47.49]And I ain't a slouch [03:51.19] [03:52.46]So you ask Joyce and Vicky [03:56.05] [03:57.54]About Billericay Dickie [04:01.06] [04:02.51]I ain't an effing thicky [04:04.42] [04:05.31]You ask Joyce and Vicky [04:06.86] [04:07.41]I'm doing very well [04:11.08]Billericay Dickie - Ian Dury