Joel the Lump of Coal-The Killers/Jimmy Kimmel

[ti:Joel the Lump of Coal] [ar:The Killers] [al:Joel the Lump of Coal] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Joel the Lump of Coal - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel [00:00.51]Some time ago at Santa's place [00:03.17] [00:03.81]Up in the old North Pole [00:05.85] [00:06.60]There lived a lump of anthracite [00:08.94] [00:09.53]Whose parents called him Joel [00:11.75] [00:12.87]Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:15.82]Happy as a lump can be [00:17.69] [00:18.45]He just wants to keep Santa warm [00:21.81]And make the elves cozy [00:23.53] [00:24.59]But Santa Claus had other plans [00:27.68]For Joel one fateful day [00:29.67] [00:30.74]"Joel you're just the lump I need [00:33.53]Come join me on my sleigh" [00:35.72] [00:36.73]Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:39.72]Heart leapt up with joy [00:41.62] [00:42.55]"I'll soon be Santa's present to [00:45.44]A lucky girl or boy [00:47.75] [00:48.58]We'll laugh and play together [00:50.82] [00:51.50]And hold each other tight [00:53.46] [00:54.62]Snuggle under clean white sheets [00:57.59]When we go to sleep at night" [00:59.18] [01:00.51]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel [01:02.97] [01:03.54]"You're in for a surprise [01:05.42] [01:06.45]You're not a special Christmas gift [01:09.42]You're just a booby prize [01:11.34] [01:12.51]What kid would ever want you [01:14.50] [01:15.33]You're filthy as can be [01:17.26] [01:18.71]Now you have to go and live [01:21.42]With one who's been naughty" [01:23.13] [01:24.74]"But I make heat " poor Joel cried [01:27.72]"And electricity" [01:29.23] [01:30.49]"You pollute the air [01:31.82] [01:32.90]With CO2 and mercury" [01:35.56] [01:37.57]Joel Joel the lump of coal [01:40.38]Fell down upon his knees [01:42.35] [01:43.46]"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid [01:46.22]Don't make me Santa please" [01:48.28] [01:49.40]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh [01:51.86]"Ho ho you stupid lump [01:53.84] [01:55.18]You're just the thing to teach this brat [01:58.20]That Santa ain't no chump" [02:00.31] [02:01.28]So off they flew and before he knew [02:03.86] [02:04.45]Joel was in a sack [02:05.95] [02:07.36]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus [02:09.62] [02:10.21]"Why don't we just go back " [02:12.13] [02:13.25]And then came Christmas morning [02:15.27] [02:16.20]And much to Joel's surprise [02:18.12](Much to Joel's surprise) [02:19.46]He saw a boy with the saddest face [02:21.77] [02:22.36]And tears were in his eyes [02:24.16](Tears were in his eyes) [02:25.36]He picked Joel up and held him [02:28.05]And said "You can be my friend [02:29.93](Hey man let's be friends) [02:31.52]I would've liked some presents but [02:33.64] [02:34.15]You're what Santa chose to send [02:36.11](Santa chose to send) [02:37.60]It's true I've been a naughty boy [02:39.49] [02:40.42]And maybe that's a sin [02:41.96](Maybe that's a sin) [02:43.74]If this is how Santa treats the kids [02:45.75] [02:46.31]I'm just glad that I'm not him" [02:48.11] [02:49.49]Joel Joel the lump of coal [02:51.97] [02:52.50]Knew what he must do [02:54.15] [02:55.13]He said [02:55.73]"Now I know the reason why [02:57.65] [02:58.43]I got sent to you [03:00.23] [03:01.45]Cause when a person hurts inside [03:03.61] [03:04.43]It turns him hard and cruel [03:06.22] [03:07.45]But I know how to make your pain [03:09.84] [03:10.44]Into a precious jewel [03:12.06] [03:13.30]So take me in your hand young man [03:15.78] [03:16.47]And squeeze with all your might [03:17.93] [03:19.26]Let's turn your pain and anger [03:21.35]Into something that shines bright" [03:24.37] [03:25.31]Then Joel Joel the lump of coal [03:28.00] [03:28.51]He gave his life away [03:30.34] [03:31.34]So that one good naughty little boy [03:34.22]Had a diamond on Christmas day