What Do You Want From Life?-The Tubes

What do you want from life? To kidnap an heiress Or threaten her with a knife? What do you want from life? To get cable TV And watch it every night? There you sit, a Lump in your chair Where do you sleep And what do you wear When you're sleeping What do you want from life? An Indian guru To show you the inner light? What do you want from life? A meaningless love affair With a girl that you met tonight? How can you tell when you're doin' alright? Does your bank account swell While you're dreaming at night? How do you know when you're really in love? Do violins play when you're touching the one That you're loving? What do you want from life? (What do you want from life?) Someone to love And somebody you can trust? What do you want from life? (What do you want from life?) To try and be happy While you do the nasty things you must? What do you want from life? What do you want from life? What do you want from life? What do you want from life? Well, you can't have that, but If you're an American citizen you are entitled to: A heated kidney shaped pool A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry! A Gucci shoetree! A year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick Rosemary's baby! A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador A new mastadon A Maverick A Mustang A Montego A Merc Montclair A Mark IV A meteor A Mercedes An MG Or a Malibu? A Mort Moriarty A Maserati A Mac truck A Mazda A new Monza Or a moped A Winnebago-- Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw? A Las Vegas wedding A Mexican divorce A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot Or A baby's arm holding an apple?